Wary Wolf New member Sep 10, 2015 1,017 0 0 Feb 13, 2016 #8,621 ...it should be filled with coffee dammit! I only drink the finest...
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 13, 2016 #8,622 ...urine, and that is not what I see in this cup. You're fired, Cindy; I asked for a cup of hot pee and all I got was...
...urine, and that is not what I see in this cup. You're fired, Cindy; I asked for a cup of hot pee and all I got was...
Wary Wolf New member Sep 10, 2015 1,017 0 0 Feb 13, 2016 #8,623 ...a cup of monkey scrotum discharge. I've never milked a...
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 13, 2016 #8,624 ...joke like this before, but these are desperate times. Oh, did I mentioned I spilled...
Wary Wolf New member Sep 10, 2015 1,017 0 0 Feb 14, 2016 #8,625 ...acid on the bars that kept the man-eating tiger in captivity? On the bright side though...
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 14, 2016 #8,626 ...I also have an angry elephant, so this should be really good. Do you fancy a trip to the...
Drake the Dragonheart The All-American Dragon. Aug 14, 2008 4,607 0 0 Feb 20, 2016 #8,627 forest of instantaneous death? Spice up your love life by bringing into the bedroom. . .
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 21, 2016 #8,628 ...Danny DeVito and some shrimp. Actually, on second thought, has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like...
...Danny DeVito and some shrimp. Actually, on second thought, has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like...
Drake the Dragonheart The All-American Dragon. Aug 14, 2008 4,607 0 0 Feb 28, 2016 #8,629 Robert DeNiro! Obama unwinds with some help from.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 28, 2016 #8,630 ...a few magical woodland creatures. I'm starting to see the benefits of orange...
Drake the Dragonheart The All-American Dragon. Aug 14, 2008 4,607 0 0 Feb 28, 2016 #8,631 drain cleaner. In M Night Shymalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that. . .
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 28, 2016 #8,632 ...he's actually M. Night Shyamalan, because M. Night Shyamalan decided he couldn't be bothered any more. Are you a ghost, or are...
...he's actually M. Night Shyamalan, because M. Night Shyamalan decided he couldn't be bothered any more. Are you a ghost, or are...
Drake the Dragonheart The All-American Dragon. Aug 14, 2008 4,607 0 0 Feb 28, 2016 #8,633 a wraith? Fun tip. When your man asks you to come down on him surprise him instead with. . .
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 28, 2016 #8,634 ...shotgun fire! I'm selling some orange cake, does anybody want...
Drake the Dragonheart The All-American Dragon. Aug 14, 2008 4,607 0 0 Feb 28, 2016 #8,635 the recipe. The next president of the United States will be. . .
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 28, 2016 #8,636 ...drunk at their inauguration speech. If you don't move, I'll...
Drake the Dragonheart The All-American Dragon. Aug 14, 2008 4,607 0 0 Feb 29, 2016 #8,637 shoot through you! What I brought back with me from Mexico is. . .
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 29, 2016 #8,638 ...none of the Spanish ambassador's concern. Why is my video all blocky and...
Drake the Dragonheart The All-American Dragon. Aug 14, 2008 4,607 0 0 Mar 19, 2016 #8,639 snowy. I drink to forget. . .
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 24, 2016 #8,640 ...the day I lost my frogs. Oh no, now I've remembered...