Finish the sentence...

Cargando · Feb 12, 2010

...I turned up on your doorstep seeking shelter in the pouring rain?

Analysis of the victim found...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 12, 2010

...that they were still alive.

So what if you can see the...

Cargando · Feb 12, 2010

... glue - sugery never was a precise art.

Isn't it wonderful, the way...

MurderousToaster · Feb 12, 2010

blood solidifies on a solid white shirt?

Doesn't everyone just love to use a knife to...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 12, 2010

...shoot aliens?

Is this the place where I must...

j1-2themax · Feb 12, 2010

...go to find the Holy Grail?

No, the place you're looking for is...

ottenni · Feb 12, 2010

Albuquerque, the land of the...

Disaster Button · Feb 12, 2010

...flying ostriges.

I believe that you...

ottenni · Feb 12, 2010

just stood on my...

Disaster Button · Feb 12, 2010

face.

Marshmallows are for...

CounterAttack · Feb 12, 2010

building huge forts. And if you get stuck in a siege, you can always eat the walls!

It cannot be destroyed...

Disaster Button · Feb 12, 2010

...but it can be dissolved.

Blackmail is better than...

keillord · Feb 12, 2010

Whitemail.

This is only...

Disaster Button · Feb 12, 2010

jelly baby left, and its MINE

These machines can...

ottenni · Feb 12, 2010

make some damn good porridge.

But it only tastes good with...

Disaster Button · Feb 12, 2010

locks of human hair.

Goldylocks secretly had...

ottenni · Feb 13, 2010

A bionic scorpion tail.

She used it too...

j1-2themax · Feb 13, 2010

...murder the three bears after...

brtshstel · Feb 13, 2010

they found out the blond girl was delicious and wanted to eat her despite being totally stupid.

Aw crap! I just stepped in a huge pile of...

j1-2themax · Feb 13, 2010

dog crap. Now I have to replace my...