Finish the sentence...

[SoftballchicK3]

people are lazy.


i've always wanted to...

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

... learn how to fire a...

 

[Discord]

Ion cannon from orbit.

Piplup's are...

 

[NEVRINx54]

are a type Pokemon. (says Google lol)

I hear...

 

[oppp7]

...voices in my head. They tell me to...

 

[brtshstel]

...eat toast topped with...

 

[Rooster893]

a care package runner

(mw2)


I think I'll pop in my cd of...

 

[oppp7]

...monorail crashes.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more...

 

[Discord]

smexy.

The best thing to do at a wedding is too...

 

[Discord]

Space for one hell of a 4th of July!

The best thing I put in a microwave was a...

 

[Prized Cup]

smaller microwave. Tastes like plastic!

On Mars they've discovered a large quantity of...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...aliens.

Aliens look like...

 

[oppp7]

...aliens.
Originality went out the door when...

 

[brtshstel]

...oppp7 decided to point out the obvious.

When they pumped his stomach, they found...

 

[Arc_Light]

A 1937 cadillac containing.....

 

[j1-2themax]

...47 different pairs of (presumably used) panties. It's assumed the car used to belong to...

 

[brtshstel]

William Jefferson Clinton.

And his wife...

 

[j1-2themax]

3000.

The only way to obtain a...

 

[Sleekgiant]

zephyr blade is to...

 

[Code Monkey]

..bribe the gaurd with...