Finish the sentence...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...in Mount Doom.

One cannot simply...

 

[CounterAttack]

catapult into Mordor.

The anti-air defenses...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...consist of Nazguls on mounts.

You, sir, are a...

 

[brtshstel]

...person whom which has complete disregard for your chronic watery flatulence in public.

The best part about a Snickers is...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...you can use it as a weapon.

Ants are...

 

[brtshstel]

...delicious when roasted and salted.

Yesterday I opened up a can of...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...beans.

I then proceeded to...

 

[oppp7]

...stab someone in the eye.
Insects are nature's...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...way to scare young girls.

I'll use this spider to...

 

[Crowghast]

...cure AIDs, since no-one ever thought of doing it before.

And what do you know! It...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...killed the subject faster!

I could get arrested for...

 

[CounterAttack]

murder of subjects!

The death of Jason...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...Voorhees has finally been made final... for now.

Damn it! They made another...

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

..twilight movie

If I take this fork and divide it by zero I get..

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...death.

Evil lemons are...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

...so nice!

I'll take a potato chip and.....

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

...suck it of its essence

If a woodchuck chucks wood then surely...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...you are a lout.

Lout rhymes with...

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

...Hoodlefloss

I suck at poetry because...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...I am not an emo girl... nor French.

French girls...