Finish the sentence...

Lambi · Dec 14, 2009

...I will resort to spank you.

Riddle me this...

slipknot4 · Dec 14, 2009

...and now i give it to you because it's basicly shit.

I shot the sheriff...

Lambi · Dec 14, 2009

...because he stole my doughnuts.

Wanting power...

TheSentinel · Dec 15, 2009

is for ambitious people. IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

I just divided by zero and...

CounterAttack · Dec 15, 2009

I got 560.

As soon as I bought the DVD I realized...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 15, 2009

...it was the wrong one.

I tried to return it and...

wolfgamesstudios · Dec 15, 2009

everyone thinks megan fox is hot

i wonder where-

CounterAttack · Dec 15, 2009

my bear guard is these days?

Ninjas have hijacked my...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 15, 2009

...grizzly bear.

I used to dance with that grizzly every...

Vrex360 · Dec 15, 2009

... where I went until Beethoven the T-rex ate him.

Beethoven the T-rex's speciality was....

CounterAttack · Dec 15, 2009

fried llama on pickles. He was an epic chef.

I I had a million meat...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 15, 2009

...sandvic, I would get attacked by PETA.

If PETA came to my house...

CounterAttack · Dec 15, 2009

I would set them on fire and giggle.

I don't buy stuff from online stores because...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 15, 2009

...I get them with questionable stains on the boxes.

I find this alarming because...

Lambi · Dec 15, 2009

...this shouldn't happen to me.

If you find yourself...

doopdoopdoopdoop · Dec 15, 2009

doop doop doop doop doop

CounterAttack · Dec 15, 2009

apple. I do like me my apples.

Oh, and could you pick up a few...

GodofDisaster · Dec 15, 2009

Boxes of pringles, one salt and vinger and one Texas barbecue flavour. Also could you get me a drink off..

Lambi · Dec 15, 2009

...the tavern. They are just so delicious there.

Killing you will be...

drisky · Dec 17, 2009

...tons of fun.

I wonder if I left...