Finish the sentence...

[Pm0n3y]

can lead to destruction.

Chocolate-covered bacon...

 

[Owlslayer]

go to Rome?

I wish I wish I ...

 

[slipknot4]

...the dude with the clown hat!

In Soviet Russia...

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[slipknot4]

..."I shalt be thy ruler of thy world" crap, a proton lazer can't be a serious threat the the old Aztec gods...

Sometimes i dream about...

 

[CounterAttack]

Magic: The Gathering. God, I'm such a nerd. =D

Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he...

 

[SniperMacFox]

suddenly realised that what he was doing in his live didn't help him to what he had wanted to achieve. When he sat out on his quest for knowledge he had also been sidetracked along the way, endless small amusements grinding away the true reason he lived, the reason he would know return to.

I liek muffins coz...

 

[Lambi]

...I can't has a cheezeburger.

Finding rough material is a pain in the...

 

[CounterAttack]

Ninjas.

If the presence of evil were obvious, it wouldn't be nearly as...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...mysterious.

If this was invisible, it would be sort of...

 

[Kud]

kinky...

if you kick my tree, i will...

 

[CounterAttack]

use another euphemism.

A guy walks into...

 

[Lambi]

...a forrest and finds true happiness.

Life is a box of...

 

[CounterAttack]

cards: you don't know what you draw until it's in your hand.

I cast...

 

[Lambi]

Magic Missile at you. It's super effective!

Boobs are a man's...

 

[CounterAttack]

playground/bouncy castle/reason for self-worth/fantasy. All these endings came from my brother and his friend, who aren't getting any. =D

Tomorrow I'll invent...

 

[Lambi]

...a boob magnet. All shall tremble as I grope them. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [sup]*sob* I'm lonely...[/sup]

My name is Legion, for we are...

 

[CounterAttack]

strippers.

Beware the wrath of...

 

[slipknot4]

...the couch potato

Is there a life on...

...a forrest and finds true happiness.

I've never laughed so much this week...

 

[Lambi]

...the kitchen table?

Dante's Inferno will...