Finish the sentence...

[Smagmuck_]

Means you've got a good person...

The fallowing scentance is ment to...

 

[slipknot4]

...distract you while i sneak up from behind, shhh...

In the beginning there was Jack! And jack had a...
[sup]3 internets and 1 Cookie for reference[/sup]

 

[Mistermixmaster]

In the beginning there was Jack! And jack had a...
[sup]3 internets and 1 Cookie for reference[/sup]

groove, and from this groove came the grooves of all grooves.

What happens when the nuke eats...

 

[CounterAttack]

pie? No one knows, because he's allergic to pastry.

An elephant swims by carrying a copy of...

 

[Mistermixmaster]

How to swim efficiently, a 101 course for elephants.

If a clock is running backwards, does it....

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[KC_spot]

Kick you in the balls.

Where is the..

 

[Lambi]

...reverse time?

Going once...

 

[slipknot4]

...never going back twice

I hear a sound that is new and real...
[sup]Cookie for reference[/sup]

 

[Mistermixmaster]

and it is mind bendingly awesome, but best of all, it doesn't lie about 3 internets and a cookie.

Da ra da da da ra da, da ra...

 

[Lambi]

...da ra...aw, f*** this.

Sing me a...

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Lambi]

...HARRISON FORD OMGOMGOMG!!!!

My name is Legion, for we are...

 

[CounterAttack]

the forum ninjas.

No self-respecting ninja wears...

 

[drisky]

orange, what's up that.

I threw an orange at...

 

[FEtard]

...Simon Cowell. He criticized my fruit-throwing technique.

My self esteem is low because...

 

[CounterAttack]

Simon Cowell yelled at me.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck...

 

[Mistermixmaster]

before Chuck Norris chucks the woodchuck away?

Apples are not...

 

[SniperMacFox]

just any old apples. They're hand picked M&S apples, made on the finest of islands in the Pacific Ocean using only the best water and sunlight combination to grow them.

Life, is like a...

 

[Lambi]

...pair of sneakers. Stinking, good for you and convenient.

I am Error, hear me...