Finish the sentence...

[j1-2themax]

could not stop hurling because of the way...

 

[DSEZ]

he looks

this thread is....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...so awesome, it makes me cry.

This pie tastes...

 

[j1-2themax]

like somebody pulled an American Pie on it.

Four score and seven years ago...

 

[CounterAttack]

my problems numbered fourscore and nineteen, yet none were feminine in origin.

Captain! Sir! We've received reports that they're building...

 

[j1-2themax]

yet another Starbucks. Permission to fire...

 

[CounterAttack]

pancake cannon battery, sir.

Every American citizen should own...

 

[j1-2themax]

at least 47 different guns.

How many times are you going to...

 

[CounterAttack]

bring out that imitation claw at parties?
[sub]Everyone has the right to bear arms. -rimshot-[/sub]

Everyone sucks except me and...

 

[j1-2themax]

the fat man sitting to my left.

I must go now, but...

 

[Baby Eater]

I left my car keys in cuba.

I'm so bored I'm gonna......

 

[CounterAttack]

genetically construct an Amazing Horse.

You've always been there for...

 

[Baby Eater]

Double waffle friday.

I got a new......

 

[j1-2themax]

toaster, but it keeps blowing up because...

 

[ultimateownage]

I tried boiling water with it.

If I want to boil water I should probably get...

 

[Code Monkey]

This.

The world can't...

 

[j1-2themax]

... be this full of idiots, can it?

I wonder what would happen if...

 

[ultimateownage]

I jammed my finger into this...

 

[j1-2themax]

octopus's beak?

I wonder who I gave...

 

[ultimateownage]

My octupus to? I wan't to give it ago.

I suppose I should buy a...