Finish the sentence...

[Rooster893]

A bastard writes columns for journalism,

[sup]Transmetropolitan, the best comic book ever. [/sup]

He gets support from...

 

[Sleekgiant]

the most unlikely source, his.....

 

[oppp7]

...split personalities, who tell him to...

 

[j1-2themax]

...murder tons of dudes with...

 

[Sleekgiant]

a spork, the most unlikely murdering device.

Today, we're gonna learn about....

 

[ottenni]

the sweet sweet taste of salsa.

Quickly! Too the...

 

[Sleekgiant]

fatmobile, then to.....

 

[ottenni]

the bakery!

Then we must buy some...

 

[Sleekgiant]

rubber chickens so we can....

 

[CounterAttack]

slap people in the face with them!

Failing that, we must steal a box of...

 

[ottenni]

potatoes.

And bake some...

 

[CounterAttack]

ask if they can join in, then we...

 

[Dark Knifer]

Find a crate filled with chainsaws that we use to...

 

[ottenni]

ruin everyones sand castles shaped like...

 

[oppp7]

...burritos so that we can attack...

 

[Discord]

Taco Bell HQ

The mobile Pizza makeing van was...

 

[oppp7]

...impounded because the drivers were arrested for offering candy to kids.
There comes a time in every man's life when...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...he knows that he has lost.

I got pwned by a...

 

[Cargando]

...accident of grammer.

Picture yourself in a boat on a river...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...with a ghost in the middle of the river, waving its arms around and yelling incoherently.

What would you do if...