Finish the sentence...

[AwesomeExpress]

the elephant is just a cardboard cutout.

I wonder how...

 

[Scde2]

that we can survive watching Avatar ten times in a row.

I thought that...

 

[brtshstel]

...movies were supposed to have a good plot and character development with special effects as a just a perk, not the other way around.

The best way to cook eggs is to...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

fry 'em up with a bit of butter, crack the yoke and flip it.

If I told you once, I told you a thousand times...

 

[Scde2]

that 2+2=Pi!

Dammit Jim...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm a skater, not a mathematician!

Now remember...

 

[dragontiers]

it's red wire, blue wire, then shock the mime.

If only your mom...

 

[Scde2]

was a woman.

I'm sorry, but I...

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

am not Tony Stark.
Did you hear the story about...

 

[Scde2]

that time where we won a trip to Mexico with Gary Coleman?

Ooh...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I don't feel so good! Feels like I...

 

[Death_Korps_Kommissar]

I craped a baby elephant out my...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

manly buttocks.

Reminds me of a time when...

 

[Scde2]

mom.

That image...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

...is not a good one to wake up to in the morning.

Why does this...

 

[Scde2]

coffee taste like shit?

It is shit...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

but only in the way that it is good coffee.

I just want to...

 

[Scde2]

feel...naughty.

You've been a bad...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

cook this whole time, but do I complain about the cooking? No! Cause we're a team!

I wonder how...

 

[Scde2]

babies are made.

Mommy mommy, that bad man...