Finish the sentence...

[thesilentman]

...Prescription, which happened to...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

... be cyanide.

The taste of...

 

[Nickthequick]

banana's overrides the taste of...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Roofies.

When I was last.....

 

[Goofguy]

seen walking around downtown in my skimpy negligee...

 

[Mullac]

...I was holding a small cylindrical object...

 

[thesilentman]

...not what you're thinking but,...

 

[Goofguy]

actually a cylindrical tube filled with anti-matter. I was planning on using it to...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...destroy all matter in this plain of existence. My plan was foiled, however, when...

 

[Mullac]

...a cow walked up to me...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

and kicked me in the face.

Look me in the eyes and...

 

[Goofguy]

tell me you want to ride a unicorn in the rodeo except that...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

this time it'll be without a saddle.

There is more than one way to...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...die without actually having lived.

When I awoke...

 

[thesilentman]

...I was almost crazy finding that blasted...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

knife my back.

Sometimes I feel the need to flail my arms and...

 

[thesilentman]

...pretend I'm dying so that I can see...

 

[Mullac]

...what it would feel like to me insane.

Quickly, scrambling for my envelope...

 

[Hemlock]

I pulled out another envelope, which had...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...many smaller envelopes inside of it.

When I found out that...