Finish the sentence...

[Headsprouter]

A post on this thread does not end with just one period! -readies defibrillator- Clear!

I electrocute myself because...

 

[Teoes]

..otherwise the hair on my..

 

[MrCollins]

back will catch fire.

Thankfully, I had planned...

 

[Fijiman]

behind and completely missed the...

 

[Headsprouter]

...point because I couldn't...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

focus on the interview.

Dancing naked in the streets is usually...

 

[DotSlash]

seen as a healthy way to...

 

[Teoes]

..express outrage at..

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...the condition of my old clothes.

A book is...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

something of which I have many.

I've found your...

 

[Headsprouter]

...horse at the bottom of the...

 

[Teoes]

..pile of horses in the spare bedroom.

For the longest time I thought that..

 

[AwesomeExpress]

the spare bedroom was where you keep your tires.

When the tough gets going...

 

[MrCollins]

the soft becomes chewy.

I suddenly realized that...

 

[Teoes]

..the thing I put in my mouth last week..

 

[Yuno Gasai]

was not sanitary at all.

The thing you have to know about sewers is..

 

[Teoes]

..they taste much better when..

 

[Headsprouter]

...you lack a tongue.

The things is, I...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...love your...!

 

[Headsprouter]

...remove earwax from your...