Finish the sentence...

Barbas · Jan 20, 2016

...the leading brand of toothpaste: Oral B! Sorry, that was actually a lie, but...

Drake the Dragonheart · Jan 20, 2016

who's going to know anyway? I never truly understood. . .

Barbas · Jan 21, 2016

...your predilection for pudding theft. Taste my stream of...

Drake the Dragonheart · Jan 22, 2016

god only knows what. You haven't truly lived until you have experienced. . .

Wary Wolf · Jan 22, 2016

...death. And when you die you...

Barbas · Jan 22, 2016

...get a new alt. I wonder what the weather is like...

Wary Wolf · Jan 22, 2016

subjectively if you are a storm-chaser; I mean they probably think the weather is *always* crap. Well maybe not when...

Drake the Dragonheart · Jan 23, 2016

you are caught in a 150 MPH whirling tornado! MTV's new reality series features 8 washed up celebrities living with. . .

Wary Wolf · Jan 23, 2016

a 200 pound angry panther named *THE EVICERATOR*. The last celebrity standing / left with the most vital organs in tact receives...

Cooky Wooky · Jan 24, 2016

a million pennies, donated to a charity of their choice. Although it says in their contracts that...

reg42 · Jan 24, 2016

the pennies are made of chocolate. This would be an inconvenience if not for the fact that...

Barbas · Jan 24, 2016

...they can also solve math problems and do your taxes. I have a Texan relative who once accidentally broke his...

Drake the Dragonheart · Jan 25, 2016

soul. Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the door and there is . . .

Wary Wolf · Jan 25, 2016

a great book that shows the highest calculated prime number. The main use we have for this number is...

reg42 · Jan 25, 2016

messing with maths students, which is important because...

Barbas · Jan 25, 2016

...we all hate math students. Well, not as much as the...

Drake the Dragonheart · Jan 25, 2016

drama students. I get by with a little help from . . .

reg42 · Jan 26, 2016

ISIS. The real major threat to international security is...

Drake the Dragonheart · Jan 26, 2016

Hilary Clinton's armpit hair! I went from owning a sweet spaceship to waking up half naked in a Denny's parking lot, all thanks to . . .

Drake the Dragonheart · Feb 1, 2016

the care bear stare! Kung Fu Panda 3 was. . .