Finish the sentence...

UltraDeth · Nov 12, 2016

...drop anchor.

More tea, my...

Drake the Dragonheart · Nov 13, 2016

eagle butler!

After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I awoke to. . .

UltraDeth · Nov 13, 2016

...the T.V. on static.

Quite a long....

Fijiman · Nov 14, 2016

Potato monsoon there.

The pantsed pants pantsed...

UltraDeth · Nov 14, 2016

...all over my pants.

You haven't finished your...

Barbas · Nov 21, 2016

...Cheerios and bacon parts. Where is my stout...

UltraDeth · Nov 21, 2016

...teapot?

Beyond the realms of...

UltraDeth · Nov 21, 2016

...what became of that elusive Higgs-Boson character.

How do you like...

UltraDeth · Nov 22, 2016

...human race.

Yes, days were tough back in...

Wintermute_v1legacy · Nov 22, 2016

...1994, when I had to watch the world cup in a shitty 14" TV.

Let me show you my...

UltraDeth · Nov 22, 2016

...massive...vocabulary.

Quick! Go for your...

Barbas · Nov 28, 2016

...mustard pocket. Do not worry, for I have purchased three tons of...

UltraDeth · Nov 28, 2016

...grilled fish.

I'm the guy who...

Drake the Dragonheart · Nov 29, 2016

will blow your mind!

In an absolutely shocking turn of events, just a week into his presidency Donald Trump has been impeached for. . .

UltraDeth · Nov 29, 2016

...goddamn hacks.

You'll get your...

Drake the Dragonheart · Dec 4, 2016

revenge, but it will take 10000 years!

In a world ravaged by police brutality, our only solace is. . .

UltraDeth · Dec 4, 2016

...help yourself.

Greetings, you absolute...

Morsomk_v1legacy · Dec 4, 2016

gaylord, help yourself to a filling of male chicken!

Did you just...

UltraDeth · Dec 4, 2016

...let one rip during a coronation?!

Only one...

Barbas · Dec 4, 2016

...more time and I'll rip it off. Shiggy diggy, unhook the...