Finish the sentence...

[Drake the Dragonheart]

things you would not believe could come out of a bird's mouth!

Hey, if you come back to my place i'll show you. . .

 

[UltraDeth]

...that dick almighty!

Spooky little...

 

[Dr.Susse]

....indie cred

This post I........

 

[UltraDeth]

...reconsider.

Fear not ladies...

 

[UltraDeth]

...pretend snuff films.

There's a foul...

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

...premise afoot in this house.

I planted in the forest...

 

[UltraDeth]

...a hatchet in a tree as a warning.

Top ten...

 

[UltraDeth]

...it can't be done.

Little miss muffet...

 

[Dr.Susse]

....Grew tired of people making stories about her tuffet.

An itsy bitsy spider.......

 

[UltraDeth]

...Pestilence.

Well, boil my...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

boots.

I can't believe it's not . . .

 

[Fijiman]

the gunny bears.

Why isn't there...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

plumber.

After finally caving to years of pressure, the Washington Redskins have officially been renamed the Washington . . .

 

[Dr.Susse]

.....Wash baskets.

The Cleveland Indians however........

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

are now the Cleveland Idiots.

Hello ladies, want to see my. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

collection of high tech sex toys?

The best round of Cards against humanity I ever played went as follows. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

bender!

My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of . . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

inanimate objectsexual marriage.

I blacked out on new year's eve only to awaken to. . .

 

[Dr.Susse]

A background character in the new blade runner movie. Blade runner 64: Blade harder

Up round where the river bends........

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

you're barking up the wrong tree!

I know, that pun I just made was. . .