Fir tree found inside man

[Ophiuchus]

They did not take a picture?

Yup, there's a video.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090415/video/vwl-fir-tree-found-in-lung-15af341.html

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Maybe he was just pining?

 

[Mr_spamamam]

that is some crazy shit. how did it grow with no light?

 

[IHaveNoCoolness]

Christ...I grabbed my chest on reflex when I read this. As a kid I always thought a tree would grow inside me if I ate seeds out of fruit, could've been half right.

I also believed the same. I thought, eating an apple seed would make an apple tree grow inside me. Guess I have to start taking childish fancies more seriously from now on. Then again, lungs don´t contain gastric acid. Pretty freaky occurrence, nevertheless.

Thats why you never eat the black watermelon seeds, a big ol' melon will grow in your belly.

That's where babies come from right?

Shocking news! A man was impregnated by a watermelon. Expected date of delivery is in three months.
"I´m so happy!", the happy man exclaims.

When asked what his plans were for the baby, he replied, "Either start a trust fund, or buy a smoothie machine."

 

[RavingPenguin]

Shit! Run! Parasitic trees! We're all gonna turn into plant zombies! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
*Runs around in circles screaming*

 

[Sindre1]

They did not take a picture?

Yup, there's a video.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090415/video/vwl-fir-tree-found-in-lung-15af341.html

OH MY GOD! :O
I think fir trees are mutating.
Or maybe Artyom Sidorkin is

 

[ace_of_something]

Oh sure he can grow a tree with no proper nutrients and no lights but I can't get a goddamn thing to stay alive in my windowbox even if i spend more money on it than myself.

 

[Geamo]

Maybe he was just pining?

www.instantrimshot.com

Seriously, thats wierd.

 

[ohellynot]

Oh, it was in his lung. I thought it was going to be a story about it being up his...
well you get where I'm going with this

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Shit! Run! Parasitic trees! We're all gonna turn into plant zombies! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
*Runs around in circles screaming*

Tha trees be attackin´!! Run fer yer lives!!!

 

[Internet Kraken]

Obviously this tree was angry that there was no nature faction in the genre wars, so it attacked this man.

 

[Sevre]

In Soviet Russia, Tree grows inside YOU!

Sorry couldn't resist.

 

[Clirck]

In Soviet Russia the forrest is in you!

Sorry, someone had to say it

Word up ! .D

 

[Sporky111]

At least it wasn't cancer.

 

[Davey Woo]

they should have left it in him to see what happens. Plant monster?

No, what most probably would have happened is it would either die out of lack of nutrients/sunlight or it would grow and burst through his lungs... NICE

 

[lordofthepickle]

serves you right for eating manure and seeds. very shortsighted

 

[CoverYourHead]

They should name it Harold.

Harold was the ghoul, Bob was the tree.

He probably called it... oh god, what was that tree's fake name that Harold called it? Whatever, he probably called the tree by another name too many times.

 

[Mstrswrd]

Oh god... ugh. That's nasty.

 

[A Raging Emo]

In Soviet Russia, Tree grows inside YOU!

Sorry couldn't resist.

Beat me to it.

 

[Irridium]

wow, I was just reading about it.
The time has come, the trees are finally revolting...


If it was my tree I would name it Edwardo. But thats just me