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Pariah87

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tjarne said:
Boy- Tanith
Girl- Anna
Whilst there may be examples of Tanith being a male name I've never heard of them, only girls. Then again iirc Tanith was a moon goddess of some kind way back when. Still an awesome name though, I used to have a friend with said name.

For a boy I'd probably call him Anderson, and I used to quite like Wolfe (apparently an old Anglo-Saxon name)

For a girl. I dunno, I like Freya or Luna. Of course it's all dependant on the mother of the children, I just want to avoid the really common names like David, Simon, Chris etc.
 

Foxbat Flyer

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Id Name my first "One" my 2nd "Two" and so on, It would make my life so much easier. All jokes aside, id prob call a boy George and a female Georgie (My mothers favourite name, she never got to call a child that)
 

Karlaxx

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Not something I've ever thought of. I guess I could think of a couple reasonable names for either gender, but that would take a while. I know I would like to have my first son's middle name be Colin though (just to start a pattern, because I like patterns.) And since I was to be Elizabeth were I a girl, and I have nothing against the name, it might work well for a daughter.

But it's too weird to be thinking about that yet.
 

omega 616

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I sense the next generation of kids being bullied, some of these names are just cruel. As if being a kid and going through puberty isn't hard enough, you have parents like this naming there kids like cartoon (anime) characters.

I have a fairly odd name, which often gets me called a famous female Aussie singer ... guess my name!

Something normal, that can't be mis-spelled, if it can be shortened it would still be ok and the initials don't make a another word or acronym.
 

The_Decoy

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My mum's got a student called Katana...it's kind of depressing really.
I like the girl's name Sharrow, but I wouldn't inflict it on a child.
Maybe Sam for a boy (mainly because of Vimes in discworld) and who knows what for a girl. Something that won't be eternally misspelt like my own.
 

Lightbulb830

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If it is a girl, then Sarah Abigail.
If it is a boy, then Logan Cole.

MagnetoHydroDynamics said:
I'm 17 years old, I have yet to put that much thought into procreation.
Well, shoot... You just might want to. I turn eighteen less than a month before my child is born.
 

Jammerz

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I'm a meme slave, even to old ones so I'm gonna have to go with Leroy Jenkins for boy and Boxxi for girl
 

SeanTheSheep

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Well I aim on having three boys, Victor, Cutler and HelpI'mTrappedInTheDriver'sLicenceFacto.
If you knew my last name, you would get the joke.

Jokes aside, I always thought I'd leave naming the kids up to the mother, after all, she did have to squeeze them out of her downstairs department after carrying them around for 9 months each, so I think it's the first thing I can do to start repaying my debts.
 

Sebenko

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Male: "Where the fuck did you come from?"
Female: That first one applies here too.

Though, hypothetically, if I did get over my massive hatred of girls children

Male: Boris
Female: Not a bloody clue.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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I don't really want kids, but if you twisted my arm and made me say...
If it's a girl: I'll name her after whatever month she's born in March through August (Mary, April, May, June, Julie, Tina) and the rest of the year I'll just leave that up to mom.

If it's a boy: Something Italian. Horatio, Giovanni, Ezio, Lorenzo, Leo, Bunito, or something like that.
 

Fenreil

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As of now, I guess
Boy: Vincent, Jack
Girl: Alice
Hell, I don't know. Ask me later in life

Also, I'm really surprised nobody has said they'll give their kids middle names like "Clever" or "Tricky" or "Safe"...