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My brother works at a nearby McDonald's and he says they're hiring.
My brother works at a nearby McDonald's and he says they're hiring.
First Job
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My first job was Kwiksave in the UK.
They don't exist anymore. I find it kind of ironic that I outlived a big supermarket chain that I worked for. Well they do kind of exist, they were bought up by somerfield. But the store I worked at has been demolished :-D down with the "man"!
They don't exist anymore. I find it kind of ironic that I outlived a big supermarket chain that I worked for. Well they do kind of exist, they were bought up by somerfield. But the store I worked at has been demolished :-D down with the "man"!
My first job was doing internet security at a local ISP way back in '97 when I was in college. The job was alright, just fielding stupid phone calls from people who couldn't remember their password or couldn't figure out how to delete their POP3 mail from IE. When they would try, they never logged into the actual server to delete their messages, so when IE would retrieve their messages, they kept getting the same old messages from months ago.
Did have a friend's dad call in to say his password wasn't working. Turns out he had an alphanumerical password and was using the numberpad to input the numbers... but never activated the numpad when the computer started. Ended up getting fired for knocking my ex offline when she'd get on... I'd bump her off the server and then change her password for a couple of minutes, but I'd change it back. Damn keyloggers anyway...
Did have a friend's dad call in to say his password wasn't working. Turns out he had an alphanumerical password and was using the numberpad to input the numbers... but never activated the numpad when the computer started. Ended up getting fired for knocking my ex offline when she'd get on... I'd bump her off the server and then change her password for a couple of minutes, but I'd change it back. Damn keyloggers anyway...
I worked as a press assistant at the local paper catching papers as they came off the press.
I didn't mind how dirty I got, and the people were really good there.
I didn't mind how dirty I got, and the people were really good there.
I am still on my first job in teh AV dept at my schools for shows at the high school and such. I did the musical there this year and the concert when I wasn't performing with the concert band. The pay is ok (minimum wage) but I'm young so I don't need/expect that much money.
Mowin' my neighbor's lawn. I must say, really profitable, especially when considering I never had to pay for gas.
I'm currently looking for a real job. If any of you see an opening for something like, I don't know, maybe air-breathing and blowjob recieving job, give them my number.
I'm currently looking for a real job. If any of you see an opening for something like, I don't know, maybe air-breathing and blowjob recieving job, give them my number.
Ah. I did the same thing, except it was at Burger King(i quit now), and I'm still 15.SnootyEnglishman said:
I delivered newspapers. Had a shit of a boss who frequently would drive out and follow me as I did my route and ring me that night to tell me if I was being too slow. Had the worst route with 50 papers stretched out over my whole neighborhood - for an 11 year-old that's a lot of weight in papers that I had to lug around. After I quit that particular paper merged with another and my shit of a boss got laid off. Sucks to be him.
Next job was at a supermarket with an even worse boss. I think the happiest I ever felt there was when the place was held up and my boss, their suck-up employee and my boss' ***** of a wife were locked in the freezer while the robber made off with all his money. I was treated like shit at that place and I only wish I was old enough to have the balls at that stage, (14 years old,) to tell that ************ off.
You always are going to have to work with shit people in your life though so it was a good life lesson. I've been having a much better run with employers at this stage in my life anyway.
Next job was at a supermarket with an even worse boss. I think the happiest I ever felt there was when the place was held up and my boss, their suck-up employee and my boss' ***** of a wife were locked in the freezer while the robber made off with all his money. I was treated like shit at that place and I only wish I was old enough to have the balls at that stage, (14 years old,) to tell that ************ off.
You always are going to have to work with shit people in your life though so it was a good life lesson. I've been having a much better run with employers at this stage in my life anyway.
Worked at Braums. For those that don't know, it is a fast food place, but focuses a lot on ice cream. Only worked there a month because they gave me about 6 hours a week, told me I still had to come in when I was sick, and after I did show up, they told me they had it covered at that I could go home instead of calling me. Oh, and the ***** manager had this ability of just being in her presence made you want to kill yourself.
