First Kinect Sex Game Prototype Pops Up [NSFW]

Kakashi on crack

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I get a bit of a kick out of this. I don't really mind that people would play/buy these kind of games, I just find it funny!
 

Tdc2182

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Cliff_m85 said:
Why is it that we find sex to be immature?

Fact: Everyone who posts after me HAS masturbated at some point AND enjoyed it using stimuli.
Fact: Everyone who posted before me has as well.

The same crap against sex has been leveled against every aspect of media. Yet pornography continues to sell at rapid rates. Get over yourself guys. You know there's a market for this game and that's nothing to be ashamed of.

And tell me I'm not the only guy who expected the video demo guy to spank the woman when she was bent over.

Faptastically yours,
-Cliff
I was doing it while you were typing.
 

BabySinclair

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Well saw this coming. As soon as something new comes along technologically, someone will figure out how to add porn.

side note: video is already down from youtube
 

Unhappy Crow

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Wow. Imagine people "playing" this game. I wish I could see what it looks like, but I'm too late since the video is now DELETED.
 

Infernai

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SimuLord said:
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Today we salute you, Mr. Sex Game Developer
Mr. Sex Game Developer...
When gamers need a way to do depraved things to women without getting pepper-sprayed, they can always count on you to give them that satisfaction.
Ow, it burns my eyes...
You perform a valuable public service to America's women by giving them that many fewer men to reject in a bar.
Where are all the wingmen?
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you master of the virtual creep-out, and crack open another for that eager customer buying the pre-order to drown his sorrows at never knowing the touch of a real woman.
Mr. Sex Game Developerrrrr...

Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! Ok, THAT was a win! ^^
 

kickyourass

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Ok you all saw this coming a mile away, every time humanity comes up with some great new technology, no matter what the original purpose is, someone at some point is going to try and slap tits on it.
 

The Youth Counselor

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There are two types of people in this world. People who masturbate and people who lie about it.

I confess that when I was underaged, I heard about 3D Sexvilla and downloaded it. It was the most depressing thing in the world. The fact that I was wasting time that I could've spent making meaningful connections with real people was sad enough.

But every character in the game had these dead eyes that stared straight towards the screen. They were obviously bored and sad inside, feeling no pleasure and reminiscing their past mistakes that lead them to this point of humiliating desperation.

The voice acting was just terrible, every performer was obviously faking it with no emotion. Just meaningless unsatisfactory sex. The animations were all stiff (ha!) and slow even at the fastest speeds. On the positive side, the pores on the skin was richly detailed showing pores and faint creases. And the jigglebone physics present in the penis, buttocks and vagina were ridiculously well done.

Okay...um...who wants cookies?
 

biGBum333

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*clicks video, only to be met with the disbelief that its been removed for sexual content*

wow though, just... wow. hilarious! let the hip thrusting begin
 

Kouen

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I loled, also video link is removed so you may want to edit it out.

It had to happen sooner or later xD
 

Lizmichi

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Yea a game like this will help the gaming world look better to the public. *rolls eyes* Seriously all this is going to do it hurt us. As Extra Credits said we need to stop treating sex and intimacy like this, yes the games will still exist but let's have some taste. Yes every media has sex in it but nothing wrong with toning it down some. We're a new media so it's hard for us to get away with sex.

The immature way sex is handled and how women are treated is shameful and if we want issues like the supreme court case to not pop up as much then things need to change. Jiggle physics has no need to be in a game nor do women in scantly clad clothing. Gaming isn't just for guys so developers could cut down on how many games there are like that. Please developers, please?