First Kinect Sex Game Prototype Pops Up [NSFW]

[emeraldrafael]

Hunh... Took a little longer then i thought it would.

that being siad this is probably going to make news on why videogames are evil.

 

[Megacherv]

Fact: Everyone who posts after me HAS masturbated at some point AND enjoyed it using stimuli.

Oh my...holy...can you see into my room at night or something? How the hell did you know?

RapeLay 2: Electric Boogaloo

God I love anything ending in Electric Boogaloo. I just thought I'd point that out.

 

[Yomandude]

Only on here, the lovely Escapist, could you post a Kinect porn-related article and there would be a reasonably mature conversation going on. Wow. I mean, I bet the Youtube video of this just has thousands of comments all saying "LOLTITS" or something.
OT: But yeah, that looks lame, and I'd much rather play Kinect Archery, to be frank. If they make one, that is. And it would have to have force feedback. Ooh, that sounds great!
...I'm still talking about archery, ok?

 

[killamanhunter]

Well... It's cheaper than putting out $50+ a night, ahh nevermind if I want to have sex I'll get a girlfriend at least then I wouldn't have to pay to have companionship... God I'm so lonely... I play against myself in PS2 Medal of Honor games and lie to myself in battlefield games that my squadmates might actually like me...

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

I mean, I get it, but I don't see how this would be that... exciting. Sure you can trace an on-screen cursor on a female form, but you don't actually feel anything. You might as well be tracing a pornstar's curves on your monitor with a finger.

 

[mega48man]

...........i know this game is dumb and waste of money, and i could be spending my time talking to real girls, but someone's gotta ask

..............is there uncensored sex? like, full on fucking?.....maybe anal?

 

[Firetaffer]

Ah, that's good and all,

But will it blend?

 

[A Pious Cultist]

So you need to use your second hand to move the camera?
Jeeze that's no good.

 

[Lineoutt]

I thought the palm-trees were pretty well animated :3

OT: ...can Microsoft do anything to stop them?
Would they want to stop them if they got royalties?

AWWWWWWWW !!!!

Holy shit I need to just scroll past your posts.

OT: Question for everyone, Has anyone ever done a study and cataloged the effects every few hours? It would be interesing

 

[LadyRhian]

Man that was funny. Perhaps MS should change the slogan of Kinect to "Anything is possible"?

If it actually did, you know about 20,000 people would be playing this. And for the person who asked, I expected him to slap her ass, too.

Edit: Wrong quote. Should have been the "This game sucks" quote.

 

[SadisticPretzel]

Well, that's one way to control the population...Make simulated sex that feels like the real thing but doesn't require you to go to the effort of finding a real partner.

 

[DSK-]

Man that was funny. Perhaps MS should change the slogan of Kinect to "Anything is possible"?

If it actually did, you know about 20,000 people would be playing this. And for the person who asked, I expected him to slap her ass, too.

I expect the ass slapping to be a mini-game in the near future

 

[bubba145]

...........i know this game is dumb and waste of money, and i could be spending my time talking to real girls, but someone's gotta ask

..............is there uncensored sex? like, full on fucking?.....maybe anal?

plausible. but that type would definatly be AO. if not that then black market type.

 

[DarkRyter]

I was exited for a second, but that's actually a pretty bad sex game.

Seriously, I've played flash games that make better porn than that.

 

[Formica Archonis]

Those clipping issues around the cleavage kills it for me.

When I am rubbing boobs using Kinect I don't want to try to rip her heart out.

What are you talking about? The chicks go wild when you fondle their lungs! It's like the female version of the prostate whatsit Cosmo keeps banging on about! They'll just LOVE it!



In other news, why are most of the Youtube "related videos" for this thing about Lady Gaga? I fail to see the link.

 

[KnightOfAthena]

XD hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...how lonely do you have to be to buy this game?
On second thought otakus do get into this kind of thing so maybe they might buy it.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

I'm just glad they showed the guy playing from the waist up.

 

[v3n0mat3]

I'll stick to reality, thank you very much.

 

[AcacianLeaves]

I'd totally play a kinect sex game with my wife, a la the Penny Arcade kama sutra thing. That would be a legitimately fun way to experience sex, and I challenge anyone to say otherwise and mean it.

A one player game where you just rub the air? That seems pointless. Might as well play a mouse-based erotica game, at least then you have tactile sensations.

 

[Treeinthewoods]

Does this game support multiplayer modes?

Kinect Orgy, coming to a GameStop near you.