Rabbitboy said:Moar rodent porn!
Nice wallpaper, Dali! o_oDr.Susse said:I spent my new years eve drinking my height in beer.
Just imagining that made me snicker like Muttley for at least half a minute. At least it wasn't the toilet. A friend of mine was at a party last month where someone got drunk and started hosting a throwing knife tournament, using a tilted dining table as the board. A drunken newcomer swaggered in, proclaimed that he'd show everyone "how a real man does it", grabbed one and ran bellowing into the table with it, demolishing it and ending up in a crumpled heap on the floor with a long but shallow cut across his forehead. Shenanigans!Muspelheim said:Someone fumbled and threw a firecracker into the kitchen I was in. I was behind the sofa a full second before it went off, like a pro.
I did wear half an empty beer carton as a helmet, though. I'd probably been safe.