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Abedeus

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Third!


...Am I really that slow?


*they said something... THEY CALLED ME SLOW! No, wait, I called myself slow... OR DID I?!*

HOW DARE YOU... Oh, I'm twenty-something.


Anyway, I think there should be a perma ban for "FIRSTSECONZOMG" posts.
 

humpees

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EmileeElectro said:
OMG FURST

I dunno... Maybe they're sexually frustrated?
Would that be because they're always "first..?"

Sorry... *hangs head in shame*
 

KittywifaMohawk

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I just tend to ignore them, but when you see "first!" or "LOLFIRST!" over and over again on the same video, it does tend to get very annoying.
They just think it's some stupid internet race that they MUST win.
 

Russian_Assassin

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Twenty eighth! Hooray! At last my life means something!

I never really understood this whole FIRST thing. I like to think that there are really losers that think this somehow makes them better people. Hi-fucking-llarious ^^

Oh and it is also funny that on some machinima videos on you tube there are FIRST comments posted 1000 days after the video was released :S
 

dalek sec

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Honestly they just need to be banned for good, no second chances with them.
 

Erana

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They're a great group of people to make examples out of. It proves that stupidity and pointlessness will not be tolerated.
Most, if not all, the people immature enough to post like that are not going to be able to handle being a competent contributor to this community.

And I think the staff should get to stroke their ego here, too.
I mean, why do you think I'm here? (Joking at that last bit.)
 

Uncompetative

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Just playing Devil's Advocate here... but it is reasonable to comment on ZP almost as soon as it starts (and before it completes) and thereby be the First, as you can open two browser windows and multitask. There is nothing to stop you coming back to make further comments on the rest of it later on.

Of course, if The Escapist wanted to stop this annoying behavior they only need to ensure that that week's ZP forum opened five minutes after the ZP video became available. That way all posts would have occurred after the video, although it wouldn't guarantee those contributors had watched any of it.

I think a lot of them want to see what game Yahtzee is reviewing and then plead for him to do one hitherto unreviewed of their choice.
 
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Uncompetative said:
Just playing Devil's Advocate here... but it is reasonable to comment on ZP almost as soon as it starts (and before it completes) and thereby be the First, as you can open two browser windows and multitask. There is nothing to stop you coming back to make further comments on the rest of it later on.
The problem is all the people congratulating him on a well done video, saying stuff like "best one yet"...a minute after the video goes up. It's blatantly obvious that they didn't watch it and are just stroking their post counts, and that is frowned upon here.
 

Brokkr

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Valiance said:
Brokkr said:
verd said:
This is what we hate. The main thing is that it provides no intelligent discussion and is extremely juvenile.
I'm just gonna hope he was doing it to be funny or ironic or sarcastic.
Yea, I was hoping that that was what he was doing. Regardless, he was still suspended for it.

Edit: After looking at his previous posts, he might not have been. His only previous posts were on the ZP forums.
 

ElTigreNegro

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I'll guess most of them are still going trough puberty, in what other stage of life could anyone find such dumb practice that "funny"?
 

kaziard

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hell dont moan about it, its part of ZP show :) first you watch the funnies in the video then you can go an laugh at the "special" people who have been smashed in the face with the ban hammer.
 

Aura Guardian

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ElTigreNegro said:
I'll guess most of them are still going trough puberty, in what other stage of life could anyone find such dumb practice that "funny"?
Don't forget about the 4chan trolls.
 

101194

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Eh, I think this video on this subject shall prove my point 100% to the max.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QyYaPWasos
 

Labyrinth

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Darkrai said:
Don't forget about the 4chan trolls.
Let's not hate on other sites, hokay? We like nice things here. Like kittens, and hugs. We do get trolls from time to time but labelling them as from a specific site is not a good thing.
 

MasterSqueak

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It is a diversion. While the mods are banning the firsters as they rush the walls of this site, noone notices the trolls implanting themselves in the forum.

ElTigreNegro said:
I'll guess most of them are still going trough puberty, in what other stage of life could anyone find such dumb practice that "funny"?
All of them, actually.