First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[I Max95]

anyway i was saying...

 

[KaosuHamoni]

"Ahh... What a refreshing nights sleep."

 

[That_Swedish_Guy]

what'd i miss?

This.

Barring that, probably: "Oww, my fuckin' back is killing me. "

 

[CyanideSandwich]

"Has society continued to decline?"
"Yes"
"Put me back in"

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

Do a massive yawn, something like "OOOOHOHHHHHARRREEEGHHHHHHH", stand up and walk out of the room like nothing happened.

 

[white_salad]

ASSUMING CONTROL!

 

[Racecarlock]

"Why am I in a laboratory with a computer talking to me about fun and learning and serious injuries?"

 

[spacecowboy86]

"Next time, your riding the elephant Steve."

 

[zyoto12]

It worked!

 

[timeadept]

"braaaaaaaaaaains..."

 

[Kadoodle]

"I've got some serious morning wood."

 

[Disaster Button]

I'd ask for a breath mint. Your breath after being in a coma (depending on length) would likely wilt flowers.

 

[Pants_On_Head_Retard]

did my plot to assassinate george bush work

 

[LightspeedJack]

Someone get me a tic tac.

 

[Chase Yojimbo]

"So did anything interesting gaming-wise come out? Oh really? Gaming is outlawed... Is Euthanasia legal now at least?"

 

[Shoes]

*spins totem to test reality*

 

[Bobbity]

I think I'd act confused and try to milk it as much as possible. Just saying.

 

[carpathic]

This doesn't look like the bathroom, did I just pee?

 

[Gerrawn]

"Has the Great Crusade begun yet?"

 

[Romblen]

"Are they still selling the McRib?"