First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[Ildecia]

"is jace, the mind sculptor selling for less that 10 dollars each?"

"no. but they reprinted kamigawa."

"kill me."

 

[lastlived]

I'd say something like, "GAMISHGABER" (spore) then speak gibberish to the doctors and use hand all my normal hand gestures and body language as if i was really telling them something interesting.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Something completely random that makes no sense out of context.

"... and I am never going on a plane with a coffeemaker again!"

"... no! Put the lamp on the car!"

"That's why we don't feed headphones to giant crabs."

Or perhaps just glance around the room a bit before ominously saying: "I have returned."

 

[Varanfan9]

So I'm not in the Apeture science enrichment center right?

 

[ZombieGenesis]

"And that's why you don't huff gasoline mixed with cheeto dust."

 

[Firetaffer]

'I hope my Nintendog is alright!!'

 

[Summerstorm]

"I'am BACK... fuck YEAH"

 

[Astoria]

I'd pretend to still be under then cry out "Cobras! Ahhh! Ahhh! Cobras"(think Homer Simpson)and then a few minutes later wake up and act as if it didn't happen.

Or

"Oh man I am soooo fired"

 

[Dwachak]

Playstation 5 is out? Good then I can use its time machine to go back and assure myself that cola and menthos IS NOT a good mix..

 

[Joey245]

Is Kingdom Hearts 3 out yet?

 

[DudeistBelieve]

"No! YOU FOOLS! I HAD EVERYTHING IN THAT WORLD!"

 

[Athol]

"Geez, I gotta race like a pisshorse!"

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

"That was one hell of a bar fight!"

 

[Doomsday11]

...let operation mind-fuck BEGIN!

 

[russkiimperial]

"Is duke nukem forever out yet?"

 

[SkoopMaster]

"Last night was a good night.... wait what was last night? Was I drunk?!"

 

[stormtrooper9091]

FUCK WHAT YEAR IS THIS

 

[Screamarie]

*slowly wake up*...*see my family*...."Damnit not you people again."

 

[Amaury_games]

"First, where's the nearest bathroom I can use? While I'm in there, could anyone please bring me a newspaper, or tell me the date of today if there aren't newspapers anymore?" - would be my coherent, logical questions after I woke up.

Something random, like: "Send me back! I have to warn the revolution members that if the turtles eat broccoli they'll become the Hulk and make everybody dance Smooth Criminal!"; or finish a sentence, like: "... have the balls to pull the trigger, you wimp!" or "See? It's completely safe to walk amongst rampaging elephants." - If I wanted to make fun of my situation.

 

[Heeman89]

Is the bar open yet