First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

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"Just five more minutes."

Ninja'd on the first post.

OT: "Oh great, you're all still alive."

The harshest thing I think anyone can say =P

 

[pinmisslenubcake]

Where my bitches at?

 

[StealthyNinja]

"DARY!"

Of course, I would have said "It's gonna be Legend- wait for it." right before falling into the coma.

''You know how I was just in a coma, well I stopped being in a coma and decided to be awesome instead. True story.''

 

[Soushi]

Is the second Avatar movie out yet?

 

[DaggerOfCompassion]

"Amata, how strange. I was just dreaming about you"

 

[Dfskelleton]

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?

 

[The Wykydtron]

"Someone give me my laptop... Suitably epic music must be played for my revival"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBO7Z302B18

 

[Count Igor]

"I'll be back" in a terminator accent.
Then slip into another.

 

[Feralcentaur]

"Yaaaawwwwn aaaahhhhhh. Man I hope I didn't sleep the whole day again."

 

[azurine]

"has world peace been declared yet?"

 

[Canid117]

"Holy balls guys 4 Loco really is bad for you."

 

[RobCoxxy]

"That must have been one hell of a night"

 

[hopeneverdies]

"Most restful night of sleep I've had in a while. Oh hey, why's it dark out? And why aren't I in my room? Who are you people!?"

 

[0986875533423]

"Give. Me. A. Cup. Of. Tea."

 

[homacidal duck]

Oh shoot! I slept in didnt I?

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

*Look at doctors name tag*

"Are you Dr. ?"

*Doctor answers affirmative*

"You've been served!!!"

 

[Tharwen]

"Where am I"

Hurrah for realism!

 

[Wintermoot]

"WHAT YEAR IS IT?!!!!!!!!!"

 

[BlueSinbad]

"Is Episode 3 out yet?"

Hahaha, you know that the answer would be "No" right? back to a coma for another 20 years or so!

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

...Most people actually need to be taught how to speak properly again after a long coma.

JUSS'SAYIN'.

But, fictional coma...

'Just five more minutes!'