First thought in your head when you see a hot girl

[heyheysg]

Since it's been widely accepted that men are generally shallow, superficial beings. Let's do an unofficial survey.

When you see a hot girl on the street, in the lift, in school or at your office.

a) Your first thoughts are?
b) Your subsequent thoughts and actions

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

a) Is she in my league or not? Or do I feel like I'm brave today?
b) Ignore her, if she's out of my league, if she isn't, go make friends with her (unless I feel brave).

However, I already have a crush, but she rejected me, and that broke my heart, so I don't touch girls alot anymore. She's getting hotter by the day, and we are prolly best friends.

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

A) Holy feckstics she's hot...

B) Stand there/ walk by shyly then leave in the opposite direction.

Hey I'm a coward when I'm not drunk...

 

[Madara XIII]

a) Wonder if she's single, Is she smart? , Is SHE the shallow one?

b) ask name, find common interests and then you kinda find out from there if you have a chance

.... I swear I think too much e__e

 

[Folio]

You say a shallow guy THINKS when he sees a woman? His heart would be pounding so hard that he wouldn't hear his own thoughts.

 

[Betancore]

My first thoughts? Oh look, a subjectively attractive female. Subsequent thoughts and actions...I don't know, I guess I just continue with what I'm doing. I'm a straight female, therefore I'm not likely to do anything at all.

 

[rockyoumonkeys]

"the guy that's banging her is most likely a douche."

 

[dex-dex]

either dang she is looking kind of slutty
OR
do i have a chance and is she single?

 

[teutonicman]

1) Check face, body, hair, skin complexion, and eyes.
2) Think of a non-creepy/startling way of starting a conversation with said woman.
3) Try my best to sleep with said woman.

 

[Jim Grim]

My first thought? "Huh, she's pretty hot." After that I probably wouldn't follow it up.

 

[chaos order]

honestly... first thoughts r sex (unfortunately)

second i think if she is smart and not just a pretty face

 

[Madara XIII]

"the guy that's banging her is most likely a douche."

XD oh my sentiments are shared sir

 

[TehJammers]

"Is she with a friend?"
If yes - wimp out
If no - talk!

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

First thought? "I'd tap that"
Subsequent thoughts? "I wonder what she looks like naked?"

Thats how I role, ************.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Shit, my acne is bad today, can't let her see my face.

Subsequent thoughts? Depression, probably.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

"Oh look, I do happen to see a hot girl. Let us now call them, in the face of crippling self-insecurity, a "whore". Haha, I am quite witty. [sub]Please kill me God.[/sub]"

 

[ryai458]

Damn, then continue with life.

 

[jackpipsam]

great... another bilbo

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Thought 1: Um, wow, she's really good-looking.
Thought 2: Well, she's WAYYY out of my league.