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[Fniff]

Fniff Reviews: Maxwell's Sliver Hammer.

Right, I wiped my mind of the song, so I am going to review it.

Alright, seems to be a normal beatles song. Medical Student asks Chemistry girl out. Nothing weird. Huh. Why is everyone so freaked out when I used to put on that so-- OH MY GOD SHE JUST GOT MURDERED! HOLY SHIT!

They are writing a cheerful song about KILLING PEOPLE!!! THAT.....DEFIES PHYSICS!

OK, it's a cheerful song about murder. What next, Jason Voorhees singing the blu-- HOLY SHIT, I JUST SAW THE TRAILER FOR FRIDAY THE 13TH 20.

Right, I have seen everything that needs to be seen, I am committing suicide.

Though it is a good song and you should listen to it.

*GAAK*

It is the song that broke up The Beatles, anyway...

*Death Gurgle*

 

[Julianking93]

That's pretty much what I thought when I heard the song.

What the fuck? They're singing joyfully about a kid murdering people? Holy fuck!!

 

[ma55ter_fett]

That IS rather messed up, no doubt about it.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[benbenthegamerman]

...
"Chu Chu Lovely" by Maximum the Hormone is a cheery song about raping kids.

Beat that

"ahem"

http://www.lyricsmania.com/first_of_may_lyrics_jonathan_coulton.html

 

[Cherry Cola]

That's pretty much what I thought when I heard the song.

What the fuck? They're singing joyfully about a kid murdering people? Holy fuck!!

He's not a kid actually. He goes to medical school.

And that deserves a posting of the song.

(sorry about the terrible images, it was the only proper version I could find.)


All together now.

My version is better!

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Fniff]

Right, I have seen everything that needs to be seen, I am committing suicide.

Do this, ASAP.

*Gurgle.*

What do you think I've been doing?

 

[Julianking93]

That's pretty much what I thought when I heard the song.

What the fuck? They're singing joyfully about a kid murdering people? Holy fuck!!

He's not a kid actually. He goes to medical school.[

That still qualifies as "kid" for me.

When I say "kid" I usually mean young adult

 

[Cherry Cola]

That's pretty much what I thought when I heard the song.

What the fuck? They're singing joyfully about a kid murdering people? Holy fuck!!

He's not a kid actually. He goes to medical school.[

That still qualifies as "kid" for me.

When I say "kid" I usually mean young adult

OK, I understand.

You big baby.

What? That's just how I view teenagers!

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[CounterAttack]

That's pretty much what I thought when I heard the song.

What the fuck? They're singing joyfully about a kid murdering people? Holy fuck!!

So what? You get little kids singing about the plague and suicide. Oh, and plucking larks in French. I love that one.

 

[Cherry Cola]

OK, I understand.

You big baby.

What? That's just how I view teenagers!

...
You're a teen too, you know that right?

No, I'm a ninja.

You said so yourself.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Julianking93]

That's pretty much what I thought when I heard the song.

What the fuck? They're singing joyfully about a kid murdering people? Holy fuck!!

So what? You get little kids singing about the plague and suicide. Oh, and plucking larks in French. I love that one.

That song scared the shit out of me.

 

[Julianking93]

OK, I understand.

You big baby.

What? That's just how I view teenagers!

...
You're a teen too, you know that right?

No, I'm a ninja.

You said so yourself.

A big baby ninja, right?

 

[Cherry Cola]

No, I'm a ninja.

You said so yourself.

You're a teen ninja.
You know like Naruto?

[sub]That was pure evil, and I'm happy about it[/sub]

That was loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

OK, I understand.

You big baby.

What? That's just how I view teenagers!

...
You're a teen too, you know that right?

No, I'm a ninja.

You said so yourself.

A big baby ninja, right?

Yup.

The best damn baby ninja the world has ever seen.

 

[Julianking93]

OK, I understand.

You big baby.

What? That's just how I view teenagers!

...
You're a teen too, you know that right?

No, I'm a ninja.

You said so yourself.

A big baby ninja, right?

Yup.

The best damn baby ninja the world has ever seen.

Better than the badassery of this kid?

[spoiler/][img/]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2398/1879268326_59731e0310_m.jpg[/img][/spoiler]

 

[Cherry Cola]

OK, I understand.

You big baby.

What? That's just how I view teenagers!

...
You're a teen too, you know that right?

No, I'm a ninja.

You said so yourself.

A big baby ninja, right?

Yup.

The best damn baby ninja the world has ever seen.

Better than the badassery of this kid?

[spoiler/][img/]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2398/1879268326_59731e0310_m.jpg[/img][/spoiler]

Hahahaha..

That's me.

 

[Julianking93]

OK, I understand.

You big baby.

What? That's just how I view teenagers!

...
You're a teen too, you know that right?

No, I'm a ninja.

You said so yourself.

A big baby ninja, right?

Yup.

The best damn baby ninja the world has ever seen.

Better than the badassery of this kid?

[spoiler/][img/]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2398/1879268326_59731e0310_m.jpg[/img][/spoiler]

Hahahaha..

That's me.

Then its true. No one can surpass you in badassness.