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[benbenthegamerman]

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"Chu Chu Lovely" by Maximum the Hormone is a cheery song about raping kids.

Beat that

"ahem"

http://www.lyricsmania.com/first_of_may_lyrics_jonathan_coulton.html

"ahem, ahem"

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/lesley-gore/sunshine-lollipops-and-rainbows.html

i dont understand the joke. First of May is about having Hardcore sex outdoors. Yours is about... happiness.