For the Emperor!

[CoziestPigeon]

No...

Was I supposed to think that?

Yes you killjoy. Spacemarines use chainsaw swords. Hence Marine + Fighting with Chainsaw = connection to 40k.

Yes, but space marines also equal about 60% of the Xbox titles out there too. So couldn't I just think about Gears of War?

No, because Gears of War sucks a fat one.

 

[ElephantGuts]

No...

Was I supposed to think that?

Yes you killjoy. Spacemarines use chainsaw swords. Hence Marine + Fighting with Chainsaw = connection to 40k.

Yes, but space marines also equal about 60% of the Xbox titles out there too. So couldn't I just think about Gears of War?

No, because Gears of War sucks a fat one.

That's nice.

Though true enough, I don't believe there are any marines in Gears of War. And certainly no space marines.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Genuinely thought this was about the AI in Oblivion.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Genuinely thought this was about the AI in Oblivion.

Same here!

Btw, love the avatar

 

[CloudKiller]

How long before PETA get on this and start saying that the guy "should have just let the lion do what it's instincts tell it to" and "not to intervere with nature."

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Why..why would you have a chainsaw on a camping trip?

 

[Agent Larkin]

Genuinely thought this was about the AI in Oblivion.

Same here!

Btw, love the avatar

Everyone does.

 

[Nouw]

News of Lion El' Johnson?
...
...
Aww

Nice.

OT:I thought of Texas Chainsaw Massacre because of the chainsaw thing and because I saw a ad of True Hollywood Story: Texas Chainsaw Massacre. But of course WH40K did come in to mind.

No...

Was I supposed to think that?

Yes you killjoy. Spacemarines use chainsaw swords. Hence Marine + Fighting with Chainsaw = connection to 40k.

Yes, but space marines also equal about 60% of the Xbox titles out there too. So couldn't I just think about Gears of War?

No, because Gears of War sucks a fat one.

That's nice.

Though true enough, I don't believe there are any marines in Gears of War. And certainly no space marines.

Very true. And 60% of XBOX titles aren't marines they're probably warfare related?

 

[Wildrow12]

Why..why would you have a chainsaw on a camping trip?

...because killing campers with your bare hands is hard.

 

[WrongSprite]

Why..why would you have a chainsaw on a camping trip?

TO CUT DOWN TREES.

Seriously man, thats fairly basic. Wood = fire.

 

[ArchBlade]

*raises hand* Was the lion cybernetically engineered in any fashion? Because man, that would be the only way to make this more epic.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Why..why would you have a chainsaw on a camping trip?

TO CUT DOWN TREES.

Seriously man, thats fairly basic. Wood = fire.

Depends what kind of camping trip you're on. Normally my camping trips involve a little camping stove and a one man tent. Not the "sitting around a campfire" type of trip. So it's not the first thing that comes to mind when someone says camping XD

 

[Irridium]

Haha, nice. When I saw the title I thought this had something to do with Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion. But the story makes me think of Madworld

*raises hand* Was the lion cybernetically engineered in any fashion? Because man, that would be the only way to make this more epic.

Does genetically enhanced count?

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Why..why would you have a chainsaw on a camping trip?

...because killing campers with your bare hands is hard.

Not really, you just need practice.

This reminds me that there should be an organization that goes around stamping people with the word "Awesome" to those who deserves it.

 

[Madshaw]

No, how do you get an ex-marine? and how often do you find lions in 40k?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I guess you could see a space marine doing that
But with his bear handsand IG would need a chainsword

 

[Azraellod]

actually, i feel quite sorry for the lion. i don't really think killing it was necessary.

and no, i didn't think of warhammer 40k. never even played it.

 

[Trendkill6]

actually, i feel quite sorry for the lion. i don't really think killing it was necessary.

and no, i didn't think of warhammer 40k. never even played it.

The article said it didn't die and suffered only a minor laceration.

OT:I saw the title and thought of Oblivion >.<

 

[Azraellod]

actually, i feel quite sorry for the lion. i don't really think killing it was necessary.

and no, i didn't think of warhammer 40k. never even played it.

The article said it didn't die and suffered only a minor laceration.

OT:I saw the title and thought of Oblivion >.<

you didn't read it all the way through apparently.

the lion was later shot and killed.

 

[Rickyvantof]

Why'd you take a chainsaw when you're going out camping with your family?
And don't say "Killing lions" because if you do I will be forced to smack you over the head.