Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Ochidi]

Fortunately, they are just hungry for hamburgers, and only ate the airport employees because they weren't being very polite

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Unfortunately there is now no one who can fly you to Zimbabwe.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Unfortunately, it turned out YOU were the zombie the whole time and brought the plague to the country. You'd think you'd realized when you found you had trouble putting on your feet this morning and had worse than usual BO.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Unfortunately your zombie brain doesn't know how to handle the plasma rifle, and you just end up trying to gnaw on it.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Fortunately, with your gnawing you activate the overload on your gun which levels the zimbabwe army headquarters as well as an area of land of radius 100km

 

[Dr.Susse]

Unfortunately that involved Bethesda's Skyrim division.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Unfortunately, they are zombies and are adding as much zombie content into the game as possible
(Now that I think about it, we've had cowboys and zombies. Why not a medieval fantasy zombie apocalypse?)

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Fortunately, you can never have too much zombie.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Unfortunately, those silly gamers are now looking to boycott the studio because of that decision

 

[EyeReaper]

Fortunately: You end up back at your original time

Unfortunately: Stalin and Hitler fused into Robot Stintler! he rules over all

 

[The Thinker]

Fortunately: You have the magical powers of RET-CON.

Unfortunately: Ret-Cons are generally lame.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Fortunately, you are not empowered by a lame RET-CON, but one that is awesome.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Unfortunately, Fans of your escapades(...?) are a fickle bunch and are now rioting and looking for your head.
I think one of them may be wielding a gatling laser

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Fortunately you're able to distract them all with a poster of Summer Glau, and are able to escape unnoticed.