Fortune cookie time!

[Debatra]

"Go outside through the North exit. There will be a red sedan with the back driver-side door slightly ajar. Enter the car three spaces West. There will be a cell phone and a note on the dashboard. Dial the number on the note, then destroy the note. DIAL ONLY ON THE PROVIDED PHONE! KEEP YOURS OFF! Make the call and await further instructions."

could you really fit that on a fortune cookie fortune?

Probably not, but it's good.

My friends and I have this thing were we all add "in bed" to the end of our fortunes. Makes things very interesting sometimes.
Something strange will happen to you next time you use the bathroom.

Something strange will happen to you next time you use the bathroom in bed.

 

[Flap Jack452]

Ive gotten ones that say "you like Chinese food." but for a fake one i would want that predicted a horrible future... that never came true so i would spend my whole life (or anyone else who got it) worrying about it.

 

[sheic99]

Would you like to play a game.

How about a nice game of tic-tac-toe?

I thought a Saw reference would be pretty easily caught...but you were probably using that sarcasm I've heard so much about.

Saw reference? I thought it was War Games.

 

[Sporky111]

EDITED: I would like to play a game.

Holy shit, I miss one word and the world ends for you.

 

[00010101]

"Read the fortune before you eat the cookie"
"...Told you so..."
"Your lucky numbers are 514-867-9137...call it *wink*"

 

[sineamora]

"You're full of MSG too"
"Tell my wife...I...love...her..."
"You might want to get that fixed"
Islam is the light LAUGH

 

[Flying-Emu]

Shouldn't this be in Forum Games? Ah, I'll bite.

"Your princess will be in another castle."

 

[humpees]

"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial" A cookie to anyone who gets that reference.

Herbal essences?

On topic: you will be charged a surprising amount for a sub par meal

All outlooks point to cake

Keep guessing

No. That's all I could think of... =(

It was a quote from an episode of the simpsons where homer gets a job at a chinese resturannt making fortunes for their fortune cookies.

And now I remember... D'oh!

 

[Kuweekee]

"Why so Serious?"
"What would you say abo..."
"It's the government"

 

[Kodlak]

'' If you had the prawns then I foresee you locked in the bathroom for the next 2 days.''

 

[Adam Jenson]

I'm afraid I can't let you do that

OR

I drink your milkshake!

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Best Before: 1992.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

Follow the white rabbit.
Ask again later- by buying another cookie!
What if I told you the prarie oysters you just ate weren't actually oysters?
I hate my job.
I never should have dropped out of law school.

 

[CloudKiller]

Help me i'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!

 

[00010101]

"Your lucky numbers are 514-867-9137...call it *wink*"

Holy shit, Montreal area code!

oh...didn't know that.. I live in toronto...

 

[Adam Jenson]

This fortune cookie contained anthrax. You and everyone in this dive has now contracted it. Have a nice day

 

[The_Chief]

"There is only one way to live, coming here wasn't it."

 

[Adam Jenson]

Order the Pei king Duck without Duck and the Waiter will take you out back where the real fortune cookies are.

 

[RebelRising]

My family has a tradition: take all the fortunes and add "in bed" at the end of each.

My two favorite ones (real) are: "You will become the leader today [in bed]."

and

"Avoid the opposite sex today [in bed]."

 

[minarri]

"No."

"Don't look behind you."