Okay, gonna try to be original.
"You know what happened to your little brother..."
"never gonna give up..."(forgot the lyrics but couldn't resist)
"I am the voice in your head"
"Your date is actually a guy"
"Do not pass go, do not collect 200..."
"Of all the places you could eat, you pick here?"
"hannah montana and the jonas brothers can't sing, Twillight and high school musical suck. DEAL WITH IT"
"sad, taking advice from a cookie, just sad"
"Nothing can't be solved with fire friend"
"Everyone in the restaurant has it in for you, get them before they get you"
Mushroom cloud beat me to one though.