*ahem*
My friends, it has often been said that I like video games...
My friends, I like video games
NO! I LOVE...VIDEO GAMES
I love First Person Shooters, I love RPGs, I love Puzzles, Strategy, Survival Horror, Thrillers, JRPGs! On Xbox, on Nintendo 64, on Gamecube, on Wii, on PS3, on Atari! I LOVE EVERY ACT OF GAMING THAT CAN OCCUR UPON THIS EARTH!
When a band of pitiful twelve year old trolls brandish their keyboards and use mind-bogglingly vicious slurs, only to be smashed to atoms by the thunderous strength of the Banhammer, I am in ecstasy.
And the sound of grown men banging away at their keyboards so hard it rains Cheetos dust, is an IRRESISTIBLE pleasure.
My heart leaps with joy whenever I see links into Youtube that function properly.
And there is nothing more arousing than the sight of a fresh member, continuing the argument beyond the barrier of sanity, smashing the truncheon over and over into the bloated corpse of a long dead horse.
I love it when the OP is dragged through the mud as having a terrible opinion.
It's so sad to see a person who was just attempting to express their opinion in a comfortable environment being laid to waste, his favorite games and movies being spat on and his pride crushed.
I love to be crushed under the heel of the trolls and idiots who claim that their game is better than mine.
The humiliation as they hurl me into the mud, swearing and laughing at me as they break my legs verbally and let me writhe in sadistic amusement.
Gentlemen, all I ask for is refuge. A refuge even the greatest demons of the Warp would not dare cross.
Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow nerds on the Internet, what do you truly want? do you want to be stepped upon and forgotten under a tide of fools and trolls? Or do you wish for sanctuary against the horrors of the world as I do? Do you wish for a welcoming, kind sanctuary where we can be free of prejudice?
A fortress who's barricades are built with iron and lightning and fire? Do you wish for an oasis of intellectual debate to expand and sweep through the forums like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge from the Banhammer crushed corpses of the monsters that lurk within the shadows?!
But, after our entire lives of being marginalized, a simple, ordinary shelter would no longer suffice. WE NEED A MASSIVE SANCTUARY! ONE THAT NOT EVEN SOPA COULD PENETRATE!
The d20 has fallen out of the hand, and is rolling across the game board at last! Friends... let's welcome our brothers and sisters with open arms...
