Four Word Game Review

[j0frenzy]

Katamari Damacy:
Not big enough yet.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Far Cry 2:
I just killed them!

GTA4
Dear Roman, please die

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Avatar: The game

Giant smurfs fighting guns

Halo 3

Ha ha ha...no

 

[Twilight_guy]

Team Fortress 2-
CRY SOME MORE, BABIES!!

 

[DrDeath3191]

NSMB:Wii

Best Bowser Fight Ever.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Massively Overhyped and Shit

About 60% of games

Underappreaciated and Incredibly good

Maybe 5% if lucky


The rest:

Short time good fun

 

[Woodsey]

Far Cry 2:

Masturbate from boredom. Now.

More good advice than a review, but still.

KOTOR 2:

Deranged brother in attic.

 

[The Real Sandman]

Damnation -Is what it deserves.

Assassin's Creed 2 -Runny, jumpy, animus, bwuh?

Red Faction: Guerilla -Building go boom, repeat.

Fable 2 -FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!! Bull. Fucking. Shit.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Avatar: The game- Giant smurfs riding cats

The Saboteur- Drunk Irishman kills Nazis

MGS4- Guy sits on faces.

Assassins Creed 2- Desmond guy trips out

Ratchet and Clank- Cybord lombax uses wrench

Half Life 2: Episode 3- Gordan Freeman dies waiting

Mass Effect- Alien sex fucking awesome

L4D2- Micheal Atkinson woopsy daisy

Dead Space- Closet monsters aren't scary

Ninja Gaiden 2- Rocket Ninjas kill again

Gears of War 2- shooty shooty wait LAG

Devil May Cry- Emo hair fuck that

Damnation- Fuckingshittyasspieceofmotherfuckingshitneverplaythisgameeverit'sfuckingterribleburnyourcoprifpossiblepleaseit'sforthegreatergood

Halo 3- Ha ha ha...no

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Damnation- Fuckingshittyasspieceofmotherfuckingshitneverplaythisgameeverit'sfuckingterribleburnyourcoprifpossiblepleaseit'sforthegreatergood

That's not 4 words.

Star Wars KOTOR - Great story and twist.

Uncharted The Drake's Fortune - Like watching a movie.

Damnation - Fucking shitty ass pieceofmotherfuckingshitneverplaythisgameeverit'sfuckingterribleburnyourcoprifpossiblepleaseit'sforthegreatergood

 

[j0frenzy]

Damnation- Fuckingshittyasspieceofmotherfuckingshitneverplaythisgameeverit'sfuckingterribleburnyourcoprifpossiblepleaseit'sforthegreatergood

That's not 4 words.

Star Wars KOTOR - Great story and twist.

Uncharted The Drake's Fortune - Like watching a movie.

Damnation - Fucking shitty ass pieceofmotherfuckingshitneverplaythisgameeverit'sfuckingterribleburnyourcoprifpossiblepleaseit'sforthegreatergood

There is also a typo in there.

 

[bigolbear]

planescape torment: Why aren't I dead?
Counterstrike: secret government training scheme.
Bomberman: secret terrorist training scheme.
elite/eve online: do stuff in space
Wow: work online without pay
any facebook/zinga game: we collect personal details

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

Capcom vs. SNK 2 EO:
Too Awesome For Pants.

Panzer Dragoon Orta:
Harder than Juggernaut's Head
(You know you wanted me to say something different...)

Conker's Bad Fur Day:
Funniest Game Ever Made

Fable 2:
Why Can't Theresa Die?

Ninja Gaiden 1:
The Pain! The Pain!

Ninja Gaiden 2:
See Ninja Gaiden 1.

Team Fortress 2:
Best Multiplayer FPS Ever!

Star Wars Battlefront 2:
So Badly Needs Sequel:

Jade Cocoon 2:
Also needs Epic Sequel!

 

[Jamienra]

Jade Cocoon 2:
Also needs Epic Sequel!

Jade Cocoon 2:
needs to be forgotten

jade cocoon:
needs a good sequel

 

[GrinningManiac]

TF2
Spah Sappin Mah Sentry

HL2
I'll Assume Gordon Nods

Tropico
Dictatorship Simulator, Latin Soundtrack

SPORE
Will Wright = Dead Man

Evil Genius
Never Stop Loving It

 

[RatRace123]

X-Men Origins Wolverine: Better than the movie
Left 4 Dead 2: Not just an add-on
Mass Effect: Holy damn, awsome game
Resident Evil 5: Well, I like it
LEGO Indy 2: Why'd they change it?
Dragon Age Origins: Classic Bioware fantasy RPG
LittleBigPlanet: The PS3's crowning gem
Kodu: eh, not so much

 

[TimbukTurnip]

Brutal Legend - Needed some Iron Maiden

Fallout 3 - Post Apocalyptic Container Searching

L4D2 - Expensive L4D expansion pack

Mass Effect - Good game with sex

Portal - Fucking around with portals

CounterStrike: Source - I don't get it