Four Word Game Review

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

Duke Nukem = Totally Butt Fucking Awesome.
Perfect Dark 64 = Porygon Boobs Are Hot.
Fallout 3 = Im Not Sacrificing Myself.

Not sure why I used capitols, but I can't be asked to change it.

Makes it look more awesome.

 

[nart_21086]

the majority of games.

sucked balls, big time.

too true, too funny...

and Fable

Gullible villagers die easily

 

[zombiejoe]

Shadow the hedgehog
A very underated game

 

[Deleric]

Warcraft III: Goddamnit, so much Dota!

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Resident Evil 4:
Game of the decade.

Infinite Undiscovery:
A much better FFXII.

Doom 3:
Compelling for no reason.
(Seriously, it's average by all accounts, but there's something about it that keeps me coming back that I just can't put my finger on.)

 

[Amarok]

World of Warcraft
For the horde, bitches!

Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee
Hello, hello, followme, okay. (I cheated. Shut up.)

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW!

Left 4 Dead
What? It is groovy.

 

[Thaius]

Okami - Holy crap it's beautiful.

Final Fantasy VII - Storytelling at its finest.

Final Fantasy XII - Bahamut is a WHAT?

Metal Gear Solid - So weird, so AMAZING!!!

Fatal Frame - HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP
Fatal Frame II: Crimson Butterfly - HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP
Fatal Frame III: The Tormented - HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP
Fatal Frame IV: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse - HOLY... WHY NINTENDO, WHY?!?!?!?!?

Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex - The end of awesomeness.

Beyond Good and Evil - Where is thy sequel?

Portal - I am still alive.

Halo series: John and Cortana forever.

Elite Beat Agents: Wacky, nonsensical, funky fun.

Kingdom Hearts: Stupid idea, brilliant game.

Shadow of the Colossus: Most. Epic. Game. EVER.

I could go on...

 

[badgersprite]

X-Blades: Valley girl treasure hunter?

Assassin's Creed: Pickpocket. Eavesdrop. Capture Flags.

Fallout 3: It's my second home.

Mass Effect: Shepard's interstellar love nest.

Fable 2: Damn, ***** is old.

StarCraft: You require more minerals.

Oblivion: Picard dies. Boromir too.

EVE Online: It's serious business. Seriously.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

New Super Mario Bros Wii:
Retro is New Now?

Any Katamari title:
They see me rolling...

Dragon Age Origins:
Loading Ring of Doom
(I do love it though)

Plants vs Zombies:
Crazy Dave sells well.

Portal:
It's just a cube.

Starcraft:
Show me the Money

Prototype:
Wait, where'd he go?

Mirrors Edge:
Run! Jump! Miss! Swear!

LoZ: Twilight Princess:
Midna is way better.

Geometry Wars:
Eye now twitches permanently.

 

[FURY_007]

Starcraft
ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE KEKEKEKE
Nuclear Launch Detected.....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
You require additional Minerals
We Require more Overlords

Dawn of War:
(They) HIDE IN METAL BAWKSES
ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS

Deus Ex:
The World Shall Burn

Halo 3
13 year old kids
fuck the energy sword

Counter Strike: Source
OMG WTF HAXXOR NOOB
crouch jump and shoot
spray and pray ************

thats all i can think of at the moment..

 

[Trivun]

Halo 3:

Fun game is fun

Oblivion:

Mudcrabs are not fierce

Dawn of War:

Real time strategy treat

 

[AkJay]

Fallout 3: Super Awesome Fun Time.
Left 4 Dead: Four Survivors. Zombie Apocalypse.
Left 4 Dead 2: For Review, See Left 4 Dead. (Left 4 Dead counts as 1 word)

 

[AkJay]

Oblivion:

Mudcrabs are not fierce

Half-Life 2:

Headcrabs are pretty fierce.

 

[Marcus Attell]

Katamari Damacy:
Not big enough yet.

Katamari Daimacy: Roll it all up!

Tetris Worlds: Unlock a new world.

Rock Band: All my friends play.

Bioshock: Atlantis on bad steriods.

Viva Pinata: Candy filled monster fun.

Morrowind: I must have this.

Oblivion: The landscape is nice.

Left4Dead 2: Better than the first.

Knights of the Old Republic: I'm a game widow.

Luigi's Mansion: Suck up them ghosts!

Pac Man: Blind Consumerism Allegory Pie

This is fun.

Also:

Dragon Age Origins: Can't Wait Until Christmas
Elder Scrolls Oblivion: I'm A Game Widower
Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach VolleyBall 2: Too Many Bouncy Balls
KOTOR: Nice Game, Great Ending
KOTOR II: Better Game Boring Ending
Pikmin: Throw Friends For Fun

This is Fun

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

[
New Super Mario Brothers Wii:

The "new" is ironic.

It's not ironic. It's just false.

Probably gonna buy it anyway though.

 

[ShotgunShaman]

the majority of games.

sucked balls, big time.

Then what the fuck are you doing on a gaming forum?

And just so I can actually have contributed:

Half Life 2: Damn, yet another setback?

 

[Energylegzz]

Psychonauts

Tim Schafer make more!

 

[thel1st]

borderlands
- vault is a lie

dragon age
- reload your last save

MW2
-akimbo 1987's and commando

assassins creed 2
- im Altair in Italy

fallout 3
- aqua pura is yum

bioshock
- the genetically enhanced shooter

gears of war 2
- testosterone release ARRRRRGHH RRRAAAHHHG

brutul legend
- im jack black, DECAPATATION

mass effect
- always take wrex along

 

[Sentient6]

Half-Life - geeky action heroes're cool
Half-Life 2 - Isaac Newton would approve
HL2 EP1 - never liked episodic content
HL2 EP2 - now you're talking "awesome"
HL3 EP3 - wake-me-up (one word...>.>) when it's here.