Fox, EA Team For Spore Film

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Fox, EA Team For Spore Film



Not content with merely conquering the world of computer gaming, EA's Spore is getting the feature film treatment courtesy Twentieth Century Fox.

The film will be adapted as a CG-animated tale in the vein of Ice Age and Robots (making it pretty convenient for this paragraph that the director of both those films has been attached to the Spore movie.

In related news (that may amuse only me), Wedge also directed the provocatively titled, somehow-not-pornographic Aunt Fanny's Tour of Booty.

If you're wondering how a sandbox game like Spore can be turned into a movie, ask scriptwriters Greg Erb and Jason Oremland. Their most recent effort was Disney's upcoming The Princess And The Frog so they should have some grasp on how to write a family friendly cartoon, at least in theory.

Though it shouldn't be a shock to gamers, Variety's story seems to insinuate that this movie is being made with an eye toward revenue, not artistic expression. "A movie is seen as a way to not only boost interest among current gamers and newbies to the property, especially as sequels and expansion packs are released, but also to create a new source of revenue for EA," the Hollywood-centric rag says [http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118009454.html?categoryid=13&cs=1&nid=2563].

At best I think we can hope for disposable kiddie fare (which, sadly, would still rank above the vast majority of game to film adaptations).

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HardRockSamurai

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Wow. I wish Charles Darwin were alive today, just so I could see the expression on his face right now.
 

Internet Kraken

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Spore doesn't have a story. The idea behind Spore was that you created your own story through the legacy of your creature.

Wouldn't a Spore movie just be a children's version of evolution?
 

wolfy098

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what next

Final fantasy 7: advent adults jenovas revenge

^.^ from an ff fan
 

Amnestic

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somehow-not-pornographic Aunt Fanny's Tour of Booty.
Ye've gotta be fookin' kiddin' meh!

Considering how Spore quickly became boring after the first two 'stages' of evolution for me, I expect the film to similarly become boring after the first 20 minutes.

And since I will enter the film with such a viewpoint, I will leave with such a viewpoint since my preconceptions will colour my viewing experience.
 

Emphraim

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A movie needs a story. What story can be derived from a sandbox game? The whole point of Spore was you controlled it all and a movie takes that away.
 

Christemo

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no, no, nononononononononononono. that is just not gonna work out well. its probably gonna be as bad as the future Uwe Boll movie based on a horrible game, Legend: Hand of God.
 

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DogofRaw said:
What next, a movie of Garrys Mod?

That would be cool actually.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppUl_CBuyz8

Yes. This is a strange world.
 

Gebi10000

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WHY THE FUCK SPORE? out of all the games in the known multiverse, why spore. why not take a game people actually liked? like OOT? THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! but nooooooooo we have to make a spooooore moooovie.I hate the film industry.
 

Kruxxor

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Stephen Fry needs to do any and all narrating in this to make it epic.

But I seriously can't see how this can be made into a full length feature film.
 

Fniff

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Don't they have any better ideas?

I mean,for god's sake! A SPORE MOVIE!?!

Why do they keep making films about games that were popular for one reason: it had good gameplay,but the downside was that the story was bad.

The person who said "Hey,let's make a movie based on a game!" (looking at you Uwe Boll) should be beaten with a lead pipe made of spikes and then forced to watch their own movies without them being able to blink and forced to stay in one place to see how horrible their own movies are and then impaled on the Eiffel Tower.
 

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Internet Kraken said:
Spore doesn't have a story. The idea behind Spore was that you created your own story through the legacy of your creature.

Wouldn't a Spore movie just be a children's version of evolution?
Actually no, because as it is, Spore has nothing to do with evolution. Every time someone mentions Spore gameplay and idea as an example of 'Darwinian Evolution' I can't help but laugh. Better that such an atrocity as a Spore-movie not be made. Less ammo for anti-scientists and general education level of children still stays the same.

But yeah, this is like making a movie of Sim City or Chess. The pre-determined story element is not only absent, it is non-existent. Some level of success might come out of this but I'm highly sceptical.
 

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So, I'm thinking they'll have blurry spots of color for all the characters, where the audience is asked to imagine their own creatures? : )
 

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DogofRaw said:
What next, a movie of Garrys Mod?

That would be cool actually.
Oh god... so many edible bouncy balls!
...and the inevitable death of a main character due to the mysterious workings of the Source engine after they tried to make an elevator.
 

Internet Kraken

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SakSak said:
Internet Kraken said:
Spore doesn't have a story. The idea behind Spore was that you created your own story through the legacy of your creature.

Wouldn't a Spore movie just be a children's version of evolution?
Actually no, because as it is, Spore has nothing to do with evolution. Every time someone mentions Spore gameplay and idea as an example of 'Darwinian Evolution' I can't help but laugh. Better that such an atrocity as a Spore-movie not be made. Less ammo for anti-scientists and general education level of children still stays the same.

But yeah, this is like making a movie of Sim City or Chess. The pre-determined story element is not only absent, it is non-existent. Some level of success might come out of this but I'm highly sceptical.
Obviously I was talking about Spore's version of evolution, not the realistic type.
 

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Well EA pretty much ruined the game before it was even released, if they want to throw money in the bin it's their loss.