French Ad: Vita's as Fun As a Four-Boobed Girl

[Broken Blade]

I'm not offended or anything like that, but this is just gross. :\

 

[mysecondlife]

Loving embrace of missionary meets emotional detachment of doggy style... mmk

They certainly outdid "touching is good" advertisement.

 

[ElPatron]

I mean, it's Sony, how does this impress anyone at all?

Whether the ad is cute, pandering, or slightly offensive is a matter of personal taste, but one thing to keep in mind is that Sony has no plans to run the ad outside of France, and cultural mores there are very different than in the English-speaking world. That said, the ad seems unlikely to win many new female fans. As for prospective male buyers, the ad may prove effective among the "young-and-starved-for-female-contact" crowd. When real breasts seem constantly out of reach, that Sony Vita may start to look like a pretty damn appealing substitute.

>GAIMZ JOURNALIZM!

 

[Evil Smurf]

Call me vanilla and not kinky all you like but 4 boobs is two too many for me. Sell a VITA with two boobs and I will be interested.

 

[dumbseizure]

Wait.....people actually find something like this offensive?

You have got to be fucking kidding me.....

 

[Evil Smurf]

I mean, it's Sony, how does this impress anyone at all?

Whether the ad is cute, pandering, or slightly offensive is a matter of personal taste, but one thing to keep in mind is that Sony has no plans to run the ad outside of France, and cultural mores there are very different than in the English-speaking world. That said, the ad seems unlikely to win many new female fans. As for prospective male buyers, the ad may prove effective among the "young-and-starved-for-female-contact" crowd. When real breasts seem constantly out of reach, that Sony Vita may start to look like a pretty damn appealing substitute.

>GAIMZ JOURNALIZM!

Wait.....is Internet porn not a thing in France? No wonder they were the sub to Germanies dom

 

[evilneko]

Silly Sony, everyone knows Vita doesn't have breasts. [http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=891231]

Ack! No! I didn't mean it in a bad way! I like flat! Wait! Please put down the hammer! [http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=875083]

 

[Beautiful End]

"Touch four breasts"

Okay!

"..In vita ad."

Oh.

*Looks at ad*
WHOA! NO! UGHHH! CANNOT UNSEE!

The ad is not funny nor offensive! It's just plain creepy! Real talk here: Who doesn't see that four-brested woman as a Silent Hill character? it could easily be one!

Konami, you know what to do now.

 

[ElPatron]

Wait.....people actually find something like this offensive?

You have got to be fucking kidding me.....

If we weren't informed about all possible outcomes, this article wouldn't be SRS BUZINSS!

Wait.....is Internet porn not a thing in France? No wonder they were the sub to Germanies dom

I didn't get it, lol. Was that supposed to be related to my post?

Konami, you know what to do now.

They are Konami, I'm pretty sure they don't know what to do.

 

[el_kabong]

It's sort of clever. It doesn't fulfill it's main job of marketing...which is to get me to want to buy a Vita. At least they're willing to spend advertising money to make me chuckle.

 

[Vault Citizen]

They had something similar in a fantasy of a character in how I met your mother (they called them back boobs). My reaction both times (Himym and this) were "that poor woman, that can't be helpful when she is trying to sleep"

 

[Something Amyss]

I wish I had been in their marketing department when they came up with this idea. Must have been an interesting day >.>

You probably wouldn't remember it, what with all the hallucinogenics being used.

Seems like it was a requirement for attendance.

 

[Something Amyss]

Call me vanilla and not kinky all you like but 4 boobs is two too many for me. Sell a VITA with two boobs and I will be interested.

A new and interesting control interface, if I say so myself.

 

[Mortons4ck]

Wait.....people actually find something like this offensive?

You have got to be fucking kidding me.....

Some people are stupid, what do you expect?

It may or may not objectify womyn, so womyn may or may not be offended.

 

[Olas]

A women with a pair of mutant breasts growing on her back? I WANT A PS VITA NOW?

-Nobody

 

[likalaruku]

It immidiately made me think of this: No one's forcing her to wear that shirt.

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

Not sure if it will boost Vita sales in Frenchie Land, but the sales of Kleenex and other branded soft tissues surely will.

Think of all the babies ending up as dried up spunk. Oh, the horror.