Frozen in One Position.

[Socius]

OT: Spy Crab!

That is brilliant! I would do the spycrab!... Naked.

 

[zombiejoe]

Me frozen by Medusa? I think not

your not chuck norris, only he can freeze madusa.


lol

I actually meant I would just have sex with he

Seriously how awesome would it be, the fear that if she turned round or you fucked up she would just freeze you in the worst position ever for all time

Wait, you have sex with the gorgon, and if she looks at you or you mess up she freezes you


I is confuesd

 

[silver wolf009]

Both middle fingers out and a huge grin on my face.
Or this face

 

[Atmos Duality]

Me frozen by Medusa? I think not

your not chuck norris, only he can freeze madusa.


lol

I actually meant I would just have sex with her

Seriously how awesome would it be, the fear that if she turned round or you fucked up she would just freeze you in the worst position ever for all time

Wait, you have sex with the gorgon, and if she looks at you or you mess up she freezes you


I is confuesd

Most people close their eyes when they kiss. Why not screwing?

 

[orangebandguy]

Starjump pose.


I will be known forever as magnificent.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

I wouldn't be because I brought my polished shield bitches, but for real I would probably have some pose of me holding my sword, for some adventurer to get by slaying the beast, that way I can be a maguffin In an RPG.

 

[RobThePrezodent]

crotch thrust, nuff said

 

[Thumper17]

Who's got two thumbs and was frozen by Medusa?

This guy!

Seconded.

 

[Gutkrusha]

I drop my pants, and do the helicopter. My manly bits swinging around for all eternity... Now that is bliss.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

The one where I hold up a mirror... sure I might be going down, but so is that ugly ass snake-haired *****!!!
Then again I may be defeated by the "gorgons don't get turned to stone" rule... but still I can humiliate her everytime she looks at my stoned-ass-corpse, reminding her of just how ugly a ***** she really is...

 

[Kukakkau]

I would grab Medusa and be frozen with her

Or just while saying "Awwww shi-"

 

[Necrofudge]

Curl up into a ball and prepare to be top-heavy!

As soon as I turn to stone I expect to roll down a hill and be destroyed.
My theory is that if I'm stone, I'm not actually dead so I might as well end it right away.

 

[xmbts]

Shrugging with arms out at the sides, palms turned up with a nice big indifferent 'whatever' face.
It would be an adequate monument to my life.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

I'd freeze in a completely normal position, standing right up with this facial expression:

Spoiler

 

[Dfskelleton]

With my firm grip around her throat, a look of victory on my face. She'd be stuck in my icy stone grip for eternity... hehehe.

 

[Iron Lightning]

I'd start wanking; it would confuse future anthropologists.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Wait, you have sex with the gorgon, and if she looks at you or you mess up she freezes you


I is confuesd

No, she'll try and look at me, I'll dodge her stare and then proceed to having sex with her. She'll agree but if I fuck up or accidentally let her see me then she will freeze me.

 

[SD-Fiend]

doesn't matter I'll break free anyway just like the EBA

 

[WanderingFool]

The position where my mirrored shield is between me and Madusa.

 

[skitzo van]

Masturbatory position.