Dear Microsoft,
Fuck You.
Seriously, I had my Xbox fixed three months ago and lo and behold it breaks again, ON THE GOD DAMNED GEARS OF WAR 3 BETA!
I have to miss this because of your shoddy, third-rate development standards, no go to hell that's inexcusable.
I bought the Epic edition of Bulletstorm just so I could be guaranteed a spot in your beta, extra money just so I could play a game that SHOULD be out right now but you pushed back because you wanted more money towards the holiday season.
Oh in that case fuck you too Epic.
The Red ring of death is on the top of list of worst things you've ever allowed to exist, you don't even bother trying to fix it you just give the absolute ludicrous excuse of "Hurr Durr, things break."
Hell no I've had both my PS3, Wii, and DS for that amount of time and they all work fine, hell my DS phat still runs when I turn it on. You know how long I've had that? Since day one!
At least I'll have time to play with quality games on systems that fucking do what they were built and sold to do.
Hello Portal 2 and hello Mortal Kombat.
P.S. while we're ranting Escapist make more than 20% of your Captcha's readable.
Edit: My NES, SNES and N64 still work as well, WTF?!
Fuck You.
Seriously, I had my Xbox fixed three months ago and lo and behold it breaks again, ON THE GOD DAMNED GEARS OF WAR 3 BETA!
I have to miss this because of your shoddy, third-rate development standards, no go to hell that's inexcusable.
I bought the Epic edition of Bulletstorm just so I could be guaranteed a spot in your beta, extra money just so I could play a game that SHOULD be out right now but you pushed back because you wanted more money towards the holiday season.
Oh in that case fuck you too Epic.
The Red ring of death is on the top of list of worst things you've ever allowed to exist, you don't even bother trying to fix it you just give the absolute ludicrous excuse of "Hurr Durr, things break."
Hell no I've had both my PS3, Wii, and DS for that amount of time and they all work fine, hell my DS phat still runs when I turn it on. You know how long I've had that? Since day one!
At least I'll have time to play with quality games on systems that fucking do what they were built and sold to do.
Hello Portal 2 and hello Mortal Kombat.
P.S. while we're ranting Escapist make more than 20% of your Captcha's readable.
Edit: My NES, SNES and N64 still work as well, WTF?!