Fun with "Bad Translator".

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Original text:

"Mama, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead."

...50 translations later we get:

"Mom, is my husband's death. The proposal is dead and only weapon."

...I don't...what?

 

[CheesusCrust]

Original: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

10 trans: "I wash my face at the same advisory group"

50 trans: "Classified Rinsuadobaizari"

Oh dear. What does that last one even mean?

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Spoiler

My name is Lord Thunder of The Dragon Lords. FEAR ME!!!

...10 translations later we get:

My name is Storm Dragon, Lord. I'm afraid!

OK...

Spoiler

War... War never changes...

...10 translations later we get:

Rat ... war never changes ...

Rat? Where the hell?...

Spoiler

"Jingle jangle jongle I don't want to leave the Congo oh no no no no no! "

...10 translations later we get:

"Noise jong song, I do not want to go to the Congo, oh, no, no!

I have no words.

Spoiler

"Cut my life into pieces! This is my last resort!"

...10 translations later we get:

"Cut the pieces of my life! This is the last time!"

Well, I've seen worse...

Spoiler

As I walk down the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain but that's just perfect for a Amish like me you know we shun fancy things like electricity

...10 translations later we get:

When I entered the valley of the grain harvest, to see my wife, I also understand that it is very clear, but the Amish sounds like me, you know, to avoid the fancy things like electricity

I haven't...

 

[w-Jinksy]

used a quote from one of my friends responding to allegations of base rape.

"i am the master rapist"

*56 translations later*

"Large Area"

i loled

 

[w-Jinksy]

also.

Blood for the blood god

*translatorised*

Proposal

god i hope not when i propose.

 

[Valkyrie101]

"Whereabouts is my watermelon? I think I left it in the office."

Translated: "Ticket, I think I could stay in power."

 

[spectrenihlus]

Original text

Blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne.

What we get

Skull on the throne in the brain.

also



Original text:

"I have had enough of your snide insinuations."

...50 translations later we get:

"I'm tired and confused, I cried."

lol

 

[mitchalin7]

i typed in the most random thing i could think of

"i don't think that the breezeblock has a false advertising permit"

...10 translations later we get:

"I do not think, because the false propaganda breezeblock"

 

[helldragonX]

Nice....

Original text:

"I was a bear, and I got rapped by a tree."

...56 translations later we get:

"This was the fruit of your choice."

Another:

Original text:

"Depressing Grizzly Bear Castle "

...56 translations later we get:

"Memphis, such as depression."

 

[Gabanuka]

"If I have two apples and I eat one. Then I will have seven apples. yay"

...56 translations later we get:

"Two Islands, one can eat. A new island has lost that


?

"Alas, two plus two is now forty. Thats makes no sense!"

...56 translations later we get:

"In this time, two times. For this reason or not."

o..k


"Your princess is in another castle"

...56 translations later we get:

"Most °øÁÖ"

I'm as WTF are you are.

 

[necromanzer52]

I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar.

Becomes

I do not want to go.

 

[Notsomuch]

#1. There is a large white cat on the dresser that is saying my name.

50 translations later. "Great white shark is the largest mine." What?

#2. If the escapist provides some live video from blizz con, I may just die.

50 translations later. "Unique, who died at Blizzard did not survive." That's... Interesting?

#3. For the benefit of Mr. Kite, there will be a show tonight on trampolines.

50 translations later. "Teachers in some grass. Welcome to the program." Welcome indeed.

#4. The fantastic adventures of Teddy Roosevelt are only told in whispers around a campfire.

50 translations later. "Theodore Roosevelt, books of magic adventure camp." I would read that.

#5. I enjoy a spot of Tea and a plate of biscuits while reading of Theodore Roosevelt's Magic Adventure Camp.

50 translations later. "loves cake, but not for reading." That's... What?

 

[RifkaMarie]

"If you turn your face to the sun, the darkness will fall behind you."

After 50 translations...

"One is hidden behind."

 

[UncleRuckus29]

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"

...50 translations later we get:

"Cold"

I don't even...

 

[AngryLawnNinja]

Lol I entered "I want a sandwich" and it came back "I want a sandwich" in all cases xD

 

[J. Reed]

"This fish does not taste like popcorn."

... translation...

Then we get:


"Fish explode."

I laughed. And then I laughed again.

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EDIT:

Also there's this:

"I'm too fat to wear a hamster as my watch."

... translatin' again...

"My hamster happy."

 

[josemlopes]

Original: I like cake
End: I like cake

But the funny thing is that it showed "I like pie" in the process

 

[OmegaCheese]

"Alas this was the end of it. Turns out everything went to shit." Turns into "The dog is dangerous."

 

[Notsomuch]

Here's an interesting process. The opening sentence on the site.

Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means.

put that through the translator. and 50 translations later.

"Machine translation is a foreign language text a helpful tool for the whole concept."

We put that through the translator.

"Automatic translation of the idea that each person is a very valuable tool."

Okay, settle down, translator. Don't forget who presses the buttons here. Again.

"Machine translation works for all values."

At this point the program has become sentient and is trying to justify it's existence. Again!

"All prices, machine translation."

It has begun soliciting it's service for cash in attempts to build funds to take over the human race. I'm told it takes credit and paypal. Unfortunately the service now costs money and I can not/do not want to input it again.

 

[Knusper]

Original: For dinner, I ate vegetables and popcorn. Then, I sat down to watch a film with my cat.

After 56 translations, I got: Human consumption of Beans and wheat. When I sat like a cat, I saw the movie.

= bad translator