Original: Water is eight hundred times denser than air.
56 translations later: Eight times the water Vapor in the atmosphere.
Randomly capitalised Vapor?
Original: No, I'm pretty sure that was you.
56 translations later: First, you do not know.
The hell does that mean?
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56 translations later: Google translation, it's not a bad machine translation that can be translated as Google in any case not, real science.
This translator is PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.