Fun with "Bad Translator".

J. Reed

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"This fish does not taste like popcorn."

... translation...

Then we get:


"Fish explode."

I laughed. And then I laughed again.

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EDIT:

Also there's this:

"I'm too fat to wear a hamster as my watch."

... translatin' again...

"My hamster happy."
 

josemlopes

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Original: I like cake
End: I like cake

But the funny thing is that it showed "I like pie" in the process
 

OmegaCheese

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"Alas this was the end of it. Turns out everything went to shit." Turns into "The dog is dangerous."
 

Notsomuch

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Here's an interesting process. The opening sentence on the site.

Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means.

put that through the translator. and 50 translations later.

"Machine translation is a foreign language text a helpful tool for the whole concept."

We put that through the translator.

"Automatic translation of the idea that each person is a very valuable tool."

Okay, settle down, translator. Don't forget who presses the buttons here. Again.

"Machine translation works for all values."

At this point the program has become sentient and is trying to justify it's existence. Again!

"All prices, machine translation."

It has begun soliciting it's service for cash in attempts to build funds to take over the human race. I'm told it takes credit and paypal. Unfortunately the service now costs money and I can not/do not want to input it again.
 

Knusper

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Original: For dinner, I ate vegetables and popcorn. Then, I sat down to watch a film with my cat.

After 56 translations, I got: Human consumption of Beans and wheat. When I sat like a cat, I saw the movie.

= bad translator
 

NobodyPro

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"Australian-based writer and gamer with a sweet hat and a chip on his shoulder. When he isn't talking very fast into a headset mic he also designs freeware adventure games and has a novel coming out soon."

translates to:
"Bingo Australia in England with the help of Chip writer, had a good hat. Adventure novel.la head fast, fast, and expression."

"Dango" - 50 translations later - "Angevin"

Nice find Angevin
 

freakyalex

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Original: Water is eight hundred times denser than air.
56 translations later: Eight times the water Vapor in the atmosphere.

Randomly capitalised Vapor?

Original: No, I'm pretty sure that was you.
56 translations later: First, you do not know.

The hell does that mean?

Original: This translation tool is powered by Google Translate. This is not affiliated with Google. We do not mean to imply in any way that Google Translate is bad, we are just pointing out the inherent flaws in all current machine translators.

56 translations later: Google translation, it's not a bad machine translation that can be translated as Google in any case not, real science.

This translator is PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.
 
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Jack is a fool. He is also an emo.

...10 translations later we get:

Fool Jack. In addition, the Office of Property Management.
That made me chuckle...
 

No_Remainders

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Attempt One:

Hi, how are you today, kind sir?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Hi, me?"

Heh. Nice one. Let's try another.

Attempt Two:

"The cake is a lie "

...56 translations later we get:

"My feet."


That's just impressive.

Attempt Three:
(lyrics from Bad Religion's "Devil In Stitches")

"While the devil in stitches goes and has his fun, performing for the chosen one. We can run"

...56 translations later we get:

"Fortunately, the right choice in this area continues."
 

NobodyPro

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The start of an essay I had to write under sufferance:
The 'Tour de France has had a long history with drugs, dating all the way back to 1903, and in 2007 there were a number of allegations of drug use. It started off badly when a number of cyclists were suspended for drug related incidents.

50 translations later:
1903 Tour de France in 2007 for making false claims about a former drug addict. The first result of these events to avoid sugar.
 

RobotSwordsman

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Original: "I like pie."
50 translations later: "My piece of cake."

Original: "I am tired of this human existence."
50 translations later: "Troubled children."

This is highly entertaining.

EDIT: Not even Cheetos are safe. From "Cheetos" to "Check. Tos."

EDIT 2: "Young pedoface, you have a hairy difficulty in ahead of you." to "New trends, such as problems with me."
 

Fraught

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"You are all idiots!"

...50 translations later we get:

"We are all Idiots!"

Woah, this thing's pretty...good.

Let's try another one.

"There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

...56 translations later we get:

"There are two things in the universe and man, and I know Eventually."
 

Jape Corbel

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That's what I got.

Original text:

"All your base are belong to us."

...30 translations later we get:

"Tires."

This is awesome!