Fun with stereotypes

[rosemystica]

I used to live in a city that's always got a bunch of foreigners milling about (it's next to the Grand Canyon, so a lot of people stay at the two international hostels in town, which I hung out at a lot). People always pegged me as being a Canadian when they met me, citing my politeness, friendliness, and positive attitude.

The hilarious thing is that I'm actually not. I've never been north of Columbus, Ohio. XD I have no idea where people get the idea that I'm a Canadian from... Both sets of my great-grandparents were from Canada, but that's not got much to do with anything in my life...

But I take it as a compliment. I mean, as far as national stereotypes go, you can do a lot worse than being mistaken as a Canadian, because the universal stereotype is that they're super-nice and friendly and awesome. XD

(I thought it was funny, anyway.)

 

[LongAndShort]

My poor Greek mate. He cops so much shit from the rest of us. Its thickened his skin up though. More importantly he's grown a back-bone and learned to throw some back.

 

[hyperhammy]

I go to school in Germany, so there are a bunch of (funny) racist comments thrown at each other.
German: Kill the americans! (in a funny voice)
American: *****, America just pwned your ass!

 

[iLikeHippos]

I'm a Swedish viking who set sails to rape and plunder. We sacrifice a beautiful girl each Thursday for our almighty Gods.

We are also facing 5 feet snow all the year around. The only way to get by is by skiing. But you better bring a gun or an axe with you, or you might get attacked by wolves.
If you're unfit to kill a wolf, you're fit to die! That is our commoner motto.

 

[hyperhammy]

Yeah, I totally ski all the time, recycle all my beer bottles (and I drink nothing but microbrewed beer and pristine mountain spring water), and bike everywhere because I'm a pot-smoking hippie.

Guess where I live.

"Can you answer that in the form of a question please?"
"Does lilmisspotatoes live in Colorado?"

 

[hyperhammy]

I'm a Swedish viking who set sails to rape and plunder. We sacrifice a beautiful girl each Thursday for our almighty Gods.

We are also facing 5 feet snow all the year around. The only way to get by is by skiing. But you better bring a gun or an axe with you, or you might get attacked by wolves.
If you're unfit to kill a wolf, you're fit to die! That is our commoner motto.

One question: why sacrifice the beautiful girls? Get rid of the fat chicks first! xD

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Yeah, I totally ski all the time, recycle all my beer bottles (and I drink nothing but microbrewed beer and pristine mountain spring water), and bike everywhere because I'm a pot-smoking hippie.

Guess where I live.

"Can you answer that in the form of a question please?"
"Does lilmisspotatoes live in Colorado?"

*bingbingbing!* You are correct, thur!

 

[Crowns18]

Well I'm Mexican and apparently I have a big mustache, wear a poncho and a big mariachi hat and no matter what, everything i want to do is cross the border to the U.S. and scream:

VIVA MEXICO CABRONES!!

 

[hyperhammy]

I'm German and have a strong work ethic, high standards of efficiency, and a ferocious temper. >_>

AND we like shouting, speaking German with an english accent, drinking beer, riding tanks, hating jews (in the 3 years I've lived in America almost 50 people asked me if I'm a Nazi), wearing lederhosen and being sausage lovers.
"Hmmm... ich liebe die Bratwurst und hasse die Amerikaner."

 

[hyperhammy]

Yeah, I totally ski all the time, recycle all my beer bottles (and I drink nothing but microbrewed beer and pristine mountain spring water), and bike everywhere because I'm a pot-smoking hippie.

Guess where I live.

"Can you answer that in the form of a question please?"
"Does lilmisspotatoes live in Colorado?"

*bingbingbing!* You are correct, thur!

Now it's my turn to spin the WHEEL OF FORTUNE, but first a question: the category is nationality. "You are a ... so you must be a nazi."

 

[hyperhammy]

Well I'm Mexican and apparently I have a big mustache, wear a poncho and a big mariachi hat and no matter what, everything i want to do is cross the border to the U.S. and scream:

VIVA MEXICO CABRONES!!

Make me a taco and dance around your sombrero! No, just kidding. I will give you a shiny nickel if you clean my toilett. xD

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Yeah, I totally ski all the time, recycle all my beer bottles (and I drink nothing but microbrewed beer and pristine mountain spring water), and bike everywhere because I'm a pot-smoking hippie.

Guess where I live.

"Can you answer that in the form of a question please?"
"Does lilmisspotatoes live in Colorado?"

*bingbingbing!* You are correct, thur!

Now it's my turn to spin the WHEEL OF FORTUNE, but first a question: the category is nationality. "You are a ... so you must be a nazi."

"What is German, Alex?"

 

[hyperhammy]

Yeah, I totally ski all the time, recycle all my beer bottles (and I drink nothing but microbrewed beer and pristine mountain spring water), and bike everywhere because I'm a pot-smoking hippie.

Guess where I live.

"Can you answer that in the form of a question please?"
"Does lilmisspotatoes live in Colorado?"

*bingbingbing!* You are correct, thur!

Now it's my turn to spin the WHEEL OF FORTUNE, but first a question: the category is nationality. "You are a ... so you must be a nazi."

"What is German, Alex?"

*BINGBINGBING* you are correct! You may now choose some of our fabulous prices!!!"

 

[Booze Zombie]

Well I'm Mexican and apparently I have a big mustache, wear a poncho and a big mariachi hat and no matter what, everything i want to do is cross the border to the U.S. and scream:

VIVA MEXICO CABRONES!!

If Rainbow Six Vegas is to be believed...

"Hey, puto! Try shooting with your eyes open! Ahahahahahahaha!"

 

[Maverick Siragusa]

im Italian im able to make the perfect pizza pie and cook it with the spicy meat balls i shoot out of my hand

 

[Aceptdtctv]

i ride kangaroos, wrestle crocodiles and can talk to the bush animals

"what's that Skippy? Timmy's trapped down the well? STRUTH!"

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Well, I am currently typing this in my jeep, while eating four cheeseburgers per letter, with my twenty shotguns by my side. And my jeep is chasing a bunch of African Americans, who I obviously hate.

Come on, guess my country without looking, come one.

 

[Maverick Siragusa]

Well, I am currently typing this in my jeep, while eating four cheeseburgers per letter, with my twenty shotguns by my side. And my jeep is chasing a bunch of African Americans, who I obviously hate.

Come on, guess my country without looking, come one.

are you from france? (sorry for the double post)

 

[Maverick Siragusa]

Well, I am currently typing this in my jeep, while eating four cheeseburgers per letter, with my twenty shotguns by my side. And my jeep is chasing a bunch of African Americans, who I obviously hate.

Come on, guess my country without looking, come one.

are you from France?

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Well, I am currently typing this in my jeep, while eating four cheeseburgers per letter, with my twenty shotguns by my side. And my jeep is chasing a bunch of African Americans, who I obviously hate.

Come on, guess my country without looking, come one.

are you from france?

Now come on, you have all the guesses you need!