Fun with stereotypes
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i have two choices Japanese or southern american. im gonna have to go with......CloggedDonkey said:
Russian!
I'm a nerd, therefore I am completely paralysed when talking to females, I spend 99% of my time indoors, I can dismantle a computer blindfolded and I know everything about everything.
Actually, what I said is where the similarities end. I am very quiet, can't speak German, don't drink alcohol, have at best taken a picture of a tank, am of jewish ancestry (I don't claim it), and I don't like sausage or really much meat in general (not a vegetarian though).hyperhammy said:
I make fun of Tinneh (guy from this site) all the time on steam for being Irish, and you know drunk. Drunk being another word for Irish ya know.
All in good fun, he's a interesting person to talk to, A.D.D. to the extreme but interesting non the less.
Funny enough my friend in reality is a irish guy too and we knock on him for that too. Only in good fun though. I've been called a Nazi for being part german, yet my family was on the allies side at that time so wha-zinger,
All in good fun, he's a interesting person to talk to, A.D.D. to the extreme but interesting non the less.
Funny enough my friend in reality is a irish guy too and we knock on him for that too. Only in good fun though. I've been called a Nazi for being part german, yet my family was on the allies side at that time so wha-zinger,
I'm from a culturally and historically insignificant shithole, with a history of getting spitroasted by Sweden and Russia. I'm a depressed, overweight mass of emotionally dead and socially inept garbage, who likely has a gun, and a death wish.
When life gets me down, I down a bottle of Vodka, and start making my way towards Estonia, which I consider to be like Disneyland, but with prostitutes. I don't have a clue about responsible drinking, because the prohibition made alcohol a "forbidden fruit", and now I down senseless amounts of cheap lager and bad vodka.
However, I somehow love my country, even though the people are assholes, the weather is horrible, the politicians are full of shit, the food is abhorrent, the drink tastes like piss, salaries are low, the language is awkward, and fine arts are non-existent, apart from metal.
Where am I from?
When life gets me down, I down a bottle of Vodka, and start making my way towards Estonia, which I consider to be like Disneyland, but with prostitutes. I don't have a clue about responsible drinking, because the prohibition made alcohol a "forbidden fruit", and now I down senseless amounts of cheap lager and bad vodka.
However, I somehow love my country, even though the people are assholes, the weather is horrible, the politicians are full of shit, the food is abhorrent, the drink tastes like piss, salaries are low, the language is awkward, and fine arts are non-existent, apart from metal.
Where am I from?
Because the almighty Gods do not want fat chicks. Imagine Valhalla being full of fat chicks. The Gods would punish us!hyperhammy said:
PUNISH US, THEY WOULD! *English weirdo eye*
I used to know someone who lives in Greece who found it strange that I drink hot tea. So I'd start from there and go into other facets of the English stereotype. On the subject of sports, I'd earned the in-group nickname "The mythical creature" as an Englishman who was consistently good at something competitive.
