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Booze Zombie

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DesiPrinceX09 said:
There's more but I don't feel like going through all of it.
For your own sake, don't come to Britain, man, the locals do like "going through all of it".
Not that I'm much of a people person, this is just what I've observed.
 

ottenni

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I am Australian, and therefore i am a manly man who wrestles with crocodiles and rides a kangaroo. I also like to put a shrimp on the barbie while drinking beer and fighting pooftas.

Ok that might be a little true.
 

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Redlin5 said:
I live in an igloo, drink beer with my beaver pals, ride a moose to work and have to report to the Polar Bear who is my overlord. Also I eat nothing but Poutine, I am completely immune to the cold and I am the politest guy on Earth, eh?
That sounds aboat roight, eh?
 

Lineoutt

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FUCK YEAH! I'ma go watch some FOOTBAAALL (real american football, not euro pussy soccer) lemme just get my McDonalds first
 

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Booze Zombie said:
Lizmichi said:
Funny thing is I had a mow hawk for one day, put blue in my hair, want tattoos, and did karate so I did beat the crap out of some people. XD At one time I did hate my family.
I think everyone's tried embracing their stereotype once, heh.

Except maybe me and the "sheep" stereotype.
Ew, couldn't pay me to do that.
Funny thing is, you already do, whether you want to or not. x3

I fit the stereotype of a recluse, in the fact that I am socially stunted and people often mistake my shyness and very literal use of language for aloofness and veiled contempt. In reality I have all the subtlety of a sledgehammer to the face. x_X
 

Kollega

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Well, right now i'm wearing a fluffy hat (even though it's +30 Celsius), drink VODKA all the time, and i want to enslave the free world in the name of COMMUNISM. Meanwhile, the bear in the next room is playing balalaika while red banner with "FOR THE MOTHERLAND" written on it flaps in the background. Oh, and i'm going to drive T-34 to work today because my car is a piece of scrap metal, tanks are cheap and plentiful, and there are no roads - only directions.

That was too damn easy.
 

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lilmisspotatoes said:
Yeah, I totally ski all the time, recycle all my beer bottles (and I drink nothing but microbrewed beer and pristine mountain spring water), and bike everywhere because I'm a pot-smoking hippie.

Guess where I live. :)
Between 0 and 4 hours away from me.
 

DesiPrinceX09

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Booze Zombie said:
DesiPrinceX09 said:
There's more but I don't feel like going through all of it.
For your own sake, don't come to Britain, man, the locals do like "going through all of it".
Not that I'm much of a people person, this is just what I've observed.
Ummmmm...ok, what do you mean good sir? What I meant when I said "I don't feel like going through all of it" was that there are many stereotypes that involve me. Not only am I Muslim and Indian/Pakistani but I am from Africa and I'm half Mexican so thats a shit load of stereotypes to list so I didn't feel like listing them all.

As for travel and such, I've been to a few European countries (like France and Germany) so if you are refering to the fact that I'm automatically a suspect of terror, believe me I know; It's bad enough traveling around America (where I live now).

Or do you mean that the locals will throw every stereotype at me and attack me with them? If so then theres nothing I havent heard or had happen to me before. Hate crimes, getting beat up, slandered, ridiculed, threats of worse hate crimes, stereotyped like crazy, having to fight for my rights etc; I've been through it all in the Western countries i've been to so I doubt Britain could do much worse.
 

Booze Zombie

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DesiPrinceX09 said:
Or do you mean that the locals will throw every stereotype at me and attack me with them? If so then theres nothing I havent heard or had happen to me before. Hate crimes, getting beat up, slandered, ridiculed, threats of worse hate crimes, stereotyped like crazy, having to fight for my rights etc; I've been through it all in the Western countries i've been to so I doubt Britain could do much worse.
I just mean that my fellow Brits seem incredibly racist.
 

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My one friend is a Coloured/Indian and the other is British/French and I am completely F***ing mad, the mocking and then laughing never stops. I fear that my friends and I will need a hernia op one-day.
 

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I'm English so I must love tea, have terrible teeth (first is true, second is thankfully false), my accent shall either be a cockney or upper class, we all obviously live in London eating crumpets with the queen sharing our stuck up views and dry sense of humour showing of our detailed and wide range of vocabulary. Of course I'm never late to anything and my pet bull dog called church hill just loves walking to the pitch to watch the cricket with me.

How much of the stereotype did I get in there? :p My friend was once called a "tea drinking pansy" online and I admit it's become a joke of ours.

Can't forget that I like clothing from the emo style so I must hate my life, my parents yet be spoiled and just an attention seeker. That my arms are covered with cutting scars and I wish to kill myself. I admit me and friends poke fun at this a lot.

I can't think of anything else we poke fun at myself x'D