Funk-Fu

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Now that we have that out of the way...
If you had to base your fighting style off a specific song, what would that song be, why would you choose it, and what type of actual fighting would it involve?
I guess that I would put my fighting song to 'Hit Me With Your Best Shot' with punchings and dodging other peoples punchings.


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[Trendkill6]

Mine would be Blowtorch Slaughter by Cannibal Corpse, and it involves me and a very unfair advantage

 

[madcap2112]

Rocker by AC/DC

Just for good old barroom brawling.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Pimp Juice by Nelly

I'll leave it to your own dirty minds to decipher [i/]that[/i] one.

 

[Skeleon]

Kiss My Axe While I Drink My Beer by the Hamtouchers. Hehe.

 

[MonkeyJoe92]

This is the obvious one but, it fits perfectly: Kung FU Fighting.

 

[Jedoro]

That Was Just Your Life by Metallica.

Focuses on those being the last words they hear.

 

[rickthetrick]

Closer by nine inch nails. lol.

 

[Trendkill6]

Closer by nine inch nails. lol.

I would hate to see that kind of fighting...on second thought I'd pay to see it!

 

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Mine would be Blowtorch Slaughter by Cannibal Corpse, and it involves me and a very unfair advantage

I'm assuming you have some sort of weapon?

 

[Trendkill6]

Mine would be Blowtorch Slaughter by Cannibal Corpse, and it involves me and a very unfair advantage

I'm assuming you have some sort of weapon?

A weapon and a psychotic mentality!

 

[RedPandaMan]

Well, if it was my last fight of my life: Bloodrocuted by Dethklok. Only because that would be an amazing way to go out.

However for general fighting: the stereotypical Kung-Fu Fighting.

 

[Hazy]

Sidewinder by Avenged Sevenfold. I assume it would entail me biting with venomous fangs and sliding around. I'd choose it beacause.. it's deadly, and you're guranteed to do your enemy in.

 

[King_Paco]

thy art is murder

whore to a chainsaw

it'd involve me carrying a chainsaw and killing hoes

 

[quiet_samurai]

La Grange by ZZ Top is the best bar fight song ever made.

 

[Asymptote Angel]

Something intellectual, like Lithium by Nirvana or Center of the Universe by Kamelot. I'd only have a chance of making through a battle of wits.

If you drag me into a physical fight, definitely put The Boxer by Simon & Garfunkel on repeat.

 

[Ultrajoe]

The Scottish Royal Pipes And Drums Compilation #32: A Mix of 'Amazing Grace', riding into 'Scotland The Brave', ending with the utterly akkicking 'Atol Highlanders'. So much distilled, bearded, kilt-wearing fury and passion focused into 4 minutes of fury. My foes would simply be beaten down by a wild but focused assualt of brutal manliness never before seen on this earth.

Gods themselves will weep at such a display of tartan, incoherently screaming violence

 

[Major_Sam]

You know what you are? - Nine Inch Nails. Maybe...come to think of it...Yes please!

OR

Assassin - Muse. Yeah that'd be pretty awesome.

 

[rickthetrick]

thy art is murder

whore to a chainsaw

it'd involve me carrying a chainsaw and killing hoes

what do you have against gardening tools?

 

[Lusperus]

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