Funniest death

[twistedmic]

What's the funniest death you've seen/heard about? It can come from anything; books, t.v. movies, video games etc.
The funniest death I've heard about was on a recent episode of 1,000 ways to die. This old lady was walking down the sidewalk, minding her own business when some creep tried to snatch her purse. What the creep didn't know was that granny was a fifth degree black belt in Tae-Kwon-Do. The epic, massive curb-stomp battle that followed left the would-be thief dead on the ground with a crushed windpipe.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

The guy from ObsCure getting:

Spoiler: Hehe

crushed by the elevator! I literally lol'd.

 

[CoverYourHead]

Every single Darwin Award ever. But specifically the one about a guy who tried to rob a gun store. The kicker? He had to walk around a police cruiser to get inside. Awesome.

 

[dsmops2003]

Zombieland: Lady getting thrown from the car in the beginning or Bill Murray's death.

 

[SimplyTheWest]

I've watched that 100 ways to die...

There are some very, Very weird ones one there, so weird that if i reposted them here, i would probably feel the wrath of the Banhammer...

 

[PrimoThePro]

masseffect one. my character died, and something in the physics engine made her put her head to her feet, and then cause her to fly up 12 feet in the air, the entire time the ominous music was playing in the background.

 

[faceless chick]

night of the lepus: death by killer bunnies.

WATCH THE MOVIE!!

 

[delet]

Not from any media other than my own mind, and it is personally my goal in life to see this brand of death one time in my life.

Death by Pancake.

No poisoned pancake, no choking, no suffocation; Just a pancake thrown at high velocities into a persons face, killing them instantly (Decapitation optional!) I can think of no better death than that.

 

[UberMore]

Every single Darwin Award ever. But specifically the one about a guy who tried to rob a gun store. The kicker? He had to walk around a police cruiser to get inside. Awesome.

I remember that one!

I like the one about the guy on the cabbage diet...
All his neighbor's heard was the sound of ripping sheets and screams of pain...
Death by methane inhalation. It takes ALOT of methane to die. A damn lot...

 

[Umberphoenix]

Every single Darwin Award ever.

That's exactly what I was thinking. But if I had to pick, I'd say the guy who wanted his portion of his mom's will. He knew that his dad, when he got drunk and angry, would threaten his mom with an unloaded handgun. One day, the son loaded the gun. A year passed and his father had given up the abuse of his wife, and the son became so depressed that he decided to kill himself at a party his family was going to at a hotel. He climbed on top of the roof and jumped. Little did he know that construction was going on and the crew had accidentally left a mesh net at the bottom, that is used for catching workers who might fall. The son probably would have survived, if it hadn't been for one thing:

His father had taken the handgun with him to the party, and he had gotten drunk while there. Back at the room, the father was threatening his wife (I guess old habits die hard) with the gun, and he pulled the trigger. Of course, the father hadn't known his gun had been loaded. Fortunately, he missed his wife. Un fortunately, he hit his son right as he was passing their window on his descent towards the ground.

I'm not sure if this is true or not, but it sure is hilarious.

 

[CoverYourHead]

Every single Darwin Award ever.

That's exactly what I was thinking. But if I had to pick, I'd say the guy who wanted his portion of his mom's will. He knew that his dad, when he got drunk and angry, would threaten his mom with an unloaded handgun. One day, the son loaded the gun. A year passed and his father had given up the abuse of his wife, and the son became so depressed that he decided to kill himself at a party his family was going to at a hotel. He climbed on top of the roof and jumped. Little did he know that construction was going on and the crew had accidentally left a mesh net at the bottom, that is used for catching workers who might fall. The son probably would have survived, if it hadn't been for one thing:

His father had taken the handgun with him to the party, and he had gotten drunk while there. Back at the room, the father was threatening his wife (I guess old habits die hard) with the gun, and he pulled the trigger. Of course, the father hadn't known his gun had been loaded. Fortunately, he missed his wife. Un fortunately, he hit his son right as he was passing their window on his descent towards the ground.

I'm not sure if this is true or not, but it sure is hilarious.

There's no way that can possibly be true... can it?

 

[Lullabye]

I've watched that 100 ways to die...

There are some very, Very weird ones one there, so weird that if i reposted them here, i would probably feel the wrath of the Banhammer...

I was thinking of doing that too, like the one guy who had sex with a cow heart and a car battery.....or the wasted guy who thought a grizzleybear was a horny furry.....or...actually no, lets stop there. that's enough for today.

 

[tanithwolf]

night of the lepus: death by killer bunnies.

WATCH THE MOVIE!!

Going along the same lines as this, death by mutant slugs eating people. They were only slightly bigger then normal slugs and had sharp teeth. Unfortunately I can't remember the name of the movie.

 

[Nivag the Owl]

A piano falling on someone's head is always the funniest death. Whether or not it's actually ever happened is another story though.

 

[TheMatt]

Any one where the person about to die yells "Hey guys, check this out" right before it happens.

 

[Paperplanes79]

Getting shot by Thomas Jefferson in a duel.

So pure of awesome it's funny.

 

[mcpop9]

lets just put it like this:
guy on parole, in a car pulled over, has a can of pepper spray needs to hide it, body cavity,
can goes off... i think you know the rest

 

[Nicarus]

Dead Rising with the Supermarket psychopath.

He falls down, lays there, then he sits up saying "Clean up! Register 6!" Then he dies.

 

[cheese_wizington]

Probably the girl that (offensive)

Killed herself by pleasuring herself with a hot dog

 

[Eggsnham]

I was playing MW2 and crushed 3 teammates with a care package, that was pretty funny.

In Battlefield Modern Combat I watched my brother C4 a barrel into an enemy. The kill/text log in the corner said "Killer: Superhappyman (my brother's online name) With: Barrel, Killed: *insert random name here*" Twas a hilarious moment.