CoverYourHead said:
Every single Darwin Award ever.
That's exactly what I was thinking. But if I had to pick, I'd say the guy who wanted his portion of his mom's will. He knew that his dad, when he got drunk and angry, would threaten his mom with an unloaded handgun. One day, the son loaded the gun. A year passed and his father had given up the abuse of his wife, and the son became so depressed that he decided to kill himself at a party his family was going to at a hotel. He climbed on top of the roof and jumped. Little did he know that construction was going on and the crew had accidentally left a mesh net at the bottom, that is used for catching workers who might fall. The son probably would have survived, if it hadn't been for one thing:
His father had taken the handgun with him to the party, and he had gotten drunk while there. Back at the room, the father was threatening his wife (I guess old habits die hard) with the gun, and he pulled the trigger. Of course, the father hadn't known his gun had been loaded. Fortunately, he missed his wife. Un fortunately, he hit his son right as he was passing their window on his descent towards the ground.
I'm not sure if this is true or not, but it sure is hilarious.
How the heck did she manage that one? That's...wow.
