Funniest In-Game Dialogue

Inco

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Strong Intelligent said:
"I only wanted to be loooooooved..."

R-110 is the funniest robot ever. Suck it, Liberty.
'Eat my laser, EAT IT!!!'
 

Zacharine

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Hookman said:
HK-47 in KOTOR
When asked if he knows what love is,he responds something along the lines of:
"Shooting a meatbag target in the kneecap from miles away with a high powered sniper rifle. That is my definition of love,Master."
Actually the quote goes:

"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds. "
 

Kajt

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"I'm out of vodka! Err, I mean ammo!"

"Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!"

"Make way, evil. I'm armed to teeth, and packing a HAMSTER!"
 

Anachronism

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Pretty much anything Minsc says in Baldur's Gate.

"Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!"
"Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone!"
"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!"
"I grow tired of shouting battlecries while fighting this mage. Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all, so that he does not rise again! Evil, meet my sword! SWORD, MEET EVIL!"
 

blood77

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I thought the sceen between Taokaka and Litchi Faye Ling from Blaz Blue was kind of funny.

Litchi: "My breast are not rice buns, so stop trying to eat them every time we run into each other!"

There was also another good one from guilty gear but I can't recall it at the moment.
 

vejtornado

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anything from the Jak and Daxter series
[url'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrQZmBSu2hI']Jak and Daxter[/url]
 

KnowYourOnion

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Stuff from the Sam & Max, half of it is pure genius

Max: Don't smoke kids! Unless you're on fire. Then it's only natural.
 

Areani

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Timesplitters 3 has got some hilarious dialogues.
For example:
Young Crow: ...Grandpa...?
Old Crow: No, fool! It's me!
Young Crow: Grandpa.
Old Crow: No... I'm you!
Young Crow: You're me...?
Old Crow: Yes... from the future.
 

Ethereal.Frog

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HK-47's definition of love is a fun line.
Also, I found Rozalin trying to dissuade Adell from his quest to kill Zenon rather entertaining.
Adell:"I believe I can kill Zenon because I'm the only one in Veldime who didn't turn into a demon."
Rozalin:"Don't you have any other reasons, like being born of a heroic lineage or being one hundred-million?"
And during all this Rozalin is plotting to kill Adell.
 

OniSuika

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shinobi87 said:
It's a shame few have bought this game.
Classic scene, classic game.

I think the funniest examples are the accidentally funny ones, see the Zero Punctuation on Prototype xD.

A classic has to be Dynasty Warriors as well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYWhG6T-pPo
 

wrecker77

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shinobi87 said:
It's a shame few have bought this game.
DAMMIT i was 2 late. i was going to post raz talking about dogun.

raz: Mrs Vodelo! Doguns brain has been stolen!
Vodelo: No darling he is just like that.

oh and also the debate raz has with ford cruller about the eagle boss.

How do you spell caw caw? NO its spelled caw heiphen caw. So its 2 words? No one.
 

Kuchinawa212

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I'm still going to have to go with:
Some one has set us up the bomb.
and
All your base are belong to us.
 

Fireshot25

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The end of the GH3 tutorial:

"And remember, you can always head to practice mode to perfect your technique."
"Yeah, practice. That's cool.
"Okay, Ive had enough of this. I challange you to a guitar battle for the ages!
"Whats it going to be this time? 'Hit me with your best shot' on easy?"
"ye-NO! Ive been practicing! Lets head to the top of Mount Olympus for an expert battle of Dragon Force...sissy!"
"Bring it on butterfingers!"
"Oh I will smite you big time!"
"Whatever dude!"
 

sublimedom777

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Funny "haha" or funny "WTF"?

Haha definitely goes to GLaDoS,

WTF goes to Katamari Damacy.
King of all Cosmos - "Does the prince like vibration?"