Ratchet Gladiator. Love that game. Such inappropriate humour.robotam said:
Anything. Anything from Portal.
And your uncle in Assassins Creed 2. "It's a-me, Mario!"
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Anything. Anything from Portal.
And your uncle in Assassins Creed 2. "It's a-me, Mario!"
Nice, but they lifted that from 1988's They Live [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Live].Enigmatic Master said:
One of my favorites is from the Sam and Max games:
"We are the Queen of Canada."
"I thought Rush was the Queen of Canada."
Ahhh deathspank...funniest game ever, I want to BE the guy who does his voice XD..every damn line is gold.
The second episode came out a few days ago, bought the damn thing in a heartbeat XD.
As a general rule of thumb, the best way to be like deathspank is to somehow link everything to the words Justice and Vanquish...and perhaps Dirty Orphans.
The second episode came out a few days ago, bought the damn thing in a heartbeat XD.
As a general rule of thumb, the best way to be like deathspank is to somehow link everything to the words Justice and Vanquish...and perhaps Dirty Orphans.
This is all jokers fault what a tool he was i have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the overlord.
ME2 Has some real gold moments. :]
ME2 Has some real gold moments. :]
This bit from KOTOR 2 was pretty funny
Atton Rand: Just so you Jedi know, the whole "cryptic routine" isn't mysterious, it's just irritating. If you really *can* see the future, you should be at the pazaak table.
Exile: But to know the future, one must know yourself.
Atton Rand: What was that, some kind of joke?
Atton Rand: That's what I'm talking about. "Jedi talk". You two should start your own little Jedi Academy.
Exile: But to teach, one must be willing to learn.
Atton Rand: All right, all right! Cut it out, I get it, I get it! The last Jedi in the galaxy, I get the comedian who runs around in his underwear.
Also, most of the things Joker says in Mass Effect.
Atton Rand: Just so you Jedi know, the whole "cryptic routine" isn't mysterious, it's just irritating. If you really *can* see the future, you should be at the pazaak table.
Exile: But to know the future, one must know yourself.
Atton Rand: What was that, some kind of joke?
Atton Rand: That's what I'm talking about. "Jedi talk". You two should start your own little Jedi Academy.
Exile: But to teach, one must be willing to learn.
Atton Rand: All right, all right! Cut it out, I get it, I get it! The last Jedi in the galaxy, I get the comedian who runs around in his underwear.
Also, most of the things Joker says in Mass Effect.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!Impluse_101 said:rabidmidget said:
For Quoting Psyconaughts.
My own certificate!
From Armed and Dangerous
Rexus: You are both French.
Guards: We surrender!
(no offence to french people)
Rexus is mind controlling those two guards when he says this.
EDIT: Also from Armed and Dangerous
Roman: Jonesy defuse the bomb.
Jonesy: Alright fella we'll have you out in no ... DUCK!
Explosion!
Roman: Expert touch Jonesy.
Rexus: You are both French.
Guards: We surrender!
(no offence to french people)
Rexus is mind controlling those two guards when he says this.
EDIT: Also from Armed and Dangerous
Roman: Jonesy defuse the bomb.
Jonesy: Alright fella we'll have you out in no ... DUCK!
Explosion!
Roman: Expert touch Jonesy.
Halo 3 grunt on IWHBYD: You killed Flip-yap! Or Yap-flip was he? It was Yap-flip...no, Flip-yap was his brother! Don't tell me I don't know Flip-yap! Flip-yap and I went to nipple academy together and now he's dead!
I morn for Flip-yap...
I morn for Flip-yap...
"Nothing like a brush with death to... make you not like death much."
Alistair from DAO. He's got a few others, but meh, I can't remember em all.
Also, From Planescape Torment:
Nameless One: I wonder what it was I said that made death reject me.
Still the Nameless One: Well I, for one, plan on discovering the secrets of the multiverse by rubbing cottage cheese on my belly and eating vast quantities of fresh-water fish. Mmm... cheese.
And an exchange between the dual-crossbow wielding Companion Cube and the floating skull:
Nordom: Attention; Morte. I have a question. Do you have a destiny? A purpose?
Morte: Is Annah still wearing clothes?
Nordom: Affirmatory.
Morte: Then the answer is yes.
Another between those two:
Morte: Hey Nordom, calculate the easiest way for me to snuggle with Annah's pillows.
Nordom: Annah, Morte wishes to snuggle with your pillows!
From Morte:
Morte: C'mon, Chief! We're in a building with some of the sexiest chits this side of the multiverse, and you're stopping to talk to *modrons*?
Even a random NPC bystander gets in on the lolz:
Elderly Hive Dweller: [Upon The Nameless One telling her that he is an adventurer] "I'll bet ye've got all *sorts* o' barmy questions!" She mimics your heroic stance: "Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the Magic Girdle o' Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?" She spits. "Dung, all o' it! Only gets ye in the Dead-Book! I ought ta kick ye in the shins fer even pesterin' a poor ol' woman about it all! Now go away an' leaves me in peace!
Alistair from DAO. He's got a few others, but meh, I can't remember em all.
Also, From Planescape Torment:
Nameless One: I wonder what it was I said that made death reject me.
Still the Nameless One: Well I, for one, plan on discovering the secrets of the multiverse by rubbing cottage cheese on my belly and eating vast quantities of fresh-water fish. Mmm... cheese.
And an exchange between the dual-crossbow wielding Companion Cube and the floating skull:
Nordom: Attention; Morte. I have a question. Do you have a destiny? A purpose?
Morte: Is Annah still wearing clothes?
Nordom: Affirmatory.
Morte: Then the answer is yes.
Another between those two:
Morte: Hey Nordom, calculate the easiest way for me to snuggle with Annah's pillows.
Nordom: Annah, Morte wishes to snuggle with your pillows!
From Morte:
Morte: C'mon, Chief! We're in a building with some of the sexiest chits this side of the multiverse, and you're stopping to talk to *modrons*?
Even a random NPC bystander gets in on the lolz:
Elderly Hive Dweller: [Upon The Nameless One telling her that he is an adventurer] "I'll bet ye've got all *sorts* o' barmy questions!" She mimics your heroic stance: "Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the Magic Girdle o' Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?" She spits. "Dung, all o' it! Only gets ye in the Dead-Book! I ought ta kick ye in the shins fer even pesterin' a poor ol' woman about it all! Now go away an' leaves me in peace!