Funniest Zero Punctuation moment?

[clairedelune]

Yahtzee, you inappropriate menstruation joke!

 

[clairedelune]

Actually, best line was from the Witcher: "THIS IS A MUHMORPEGUH!"

 

[Jharry5]

From his Halo Wars review, (I can't remember the exact line, but its something like this):

'I cleared the path for the units but then the time limit ran out. 'We lost contact!' one of them shouted. Bull. Fucking. Shit. Any threats were eliminated, the road was clear. What happens when the stupid arbitrary time limit runs out? Do their Battle Royale cloars explode? Do they loose honour and disembowel themselves?'

And pretty much the entire Sonic Unleashed review as well...

 

[eatenbyagrue]

From the RE5 review: "They're not BAD people, they're just IDIOTS."

Also, his long "no" during the Spore review.

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

The whole dick in pudding line in his Prince Of Persia retrospective.z
"Just goes to show never stick your dick in a pudding, It might still be good puding and you could spend all afteroon explaining that but no one is going to eat it because You stuck youe dick in it!.

I will quote that till the day that I die.

 

[sephiroth1991]

"I've been sitting here sticking skittles up my nose for half an hour and I still can't decide if I like Gears of War 2 or not.... featuring the adventures of a bunch of insecure macho twats with necks like upturned mixing bowls saving the free world with two handfuls of hot completely heterosexual lead while wearing half a car... and voices like broken JCB engines.
You know, the kind of thing that makes me so bored that skittles shoot out of my nose."

you forgot when he says "plus there arn't any quick time events, oh wait there is one a little one i guess i have to hate it then, yeah lets go with that. fuck you CliffyB"

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

The whole dick in pudding line in his Prince Of Persia retrospective.z
"Just goes to show never stick your dick in a pudding, It might still be good puding and you could spend all afteroon explaining that but no one is going to eat it because You stuck youe dick in it!.

I will quote that till the day that I die.

This. And Assassins Creed 1 and 2. Because I love those games so much.

 

[DarkRyter]

What was the thing that Yahtzee said that REALLY made you chuckle?

Personally, the thing that made me laugh the most is the part in the Scribblenaughts review where he's describing a childs drawing of a house and "teh fuck is this?" appears above the picture.

Classic Yahtzee.

Yahtzee threads are frowned uppon here.

You're just mad cause you really are Adrian.

 

[xplosive59]

the last lines in his reviews are always hillarious ussually because they are majorly random

 

[Artina89]

Theres a lot of them, including: the end of the Resident Evil: Umbrella chronicles with the still of Jill Valentine trying to seduce the imps using a sign saying "Get it here" as well as the Too human review where he said the game was like "walking down a long road, stopping every couple of steps to crack yourself in the eye with a hammer... and the road is a million miles long.... and the hammer is made of wank" and my personal favourite, "GO TEAM RETARD"

 

[Spygon]

my favourite part is from the red fraction review.

"on the second his spine snapped neatly in half ha! teach him to tell me what to do bit then a little message came up that my moral had gone down no it fucking hadn't Red Faction Guerrilla now get out of the way so i can break all your stuff"

for some reason it always makes me laugh.

 

[Jibblejab]

"And your left with a game experience that could be recreated by walking down a wide road in the middle of nowhere stopping every five steps to crack yourself in the eye with a hammer... And the road is a million miles long.. and the hammer is made of wank"
-Too Human